Caption Battle (MMM): Haters Gonna Hate...

"It's that time again..."
"To remember what side of the fabric is the right side?"
"To learn that collars really suck?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, taking a slightly re-imagined approach: FaithlessFighter!

Apparently he still has 2 more wishes left.

In second place with an excellent in-universe thought bubble": mariomario!

Was this worth giving Han Solo up to Jabba the Hutt? HELL YES.

And in the coveted first place, because as always, I do love succinct laconicism... Katana!

I'd ship it.

Congratulations, you three... and Shin', you sir, are a dirty, dirty man. Just sayin'.

So in this penultimate week of March Member Madness(TM), we have a photo from Mercury Dragon featuring... Mercury Dragon! The rest are background types. Have fun at your poor peer's expense, now:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: the final photo for March Member Madness(TM) next week is gonna be epic...

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