Caption Battle: Neither Bird Nor Plane...

"It's that time again..."
"To unclog the thread from the vacuum cleaner?"
"To stop hating on Darcsens?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last time's winners:

In third place, because it's fun to pick on Ichigo: mariomario!

Even a water bottle becomes interesting after you've heard Ichigo say "good times, good times" for the millionth time.

In second place with a completely honest lesson for all... KeenHavoc!

These youths represent 3 of the known stages of being an Otaku.
First shock and denial, then angst and self-reflection, and finally acceptance.
These stages haven been known to continually repeat though multiple cycles before a midlife crisis.

And in the coveted first place of the final March Member Madness(TM) caption battle with the best one-line story: akari yasutora!

Batou is starting to feel guilty about not getting Miss Anonymous a water.

Eheh heh heh... these captions are funnier because I know them... job well done, folks.

Now that we're out of March Member Madness(TM), we'd best get back into the swing of things. And what better way than to go with our site's best screencap supplier! This week's screencap comes courtesy of Senjo no Desbreko - Moellian Chronicles, and features the series Yumeiro Patissiere. Girl up in the air is Miya Koshiro; the guys beneath her are Satou and Shiotani (though since we didn't know at the time, you may call them Ryan and Esposito if you'd like). Got it? Good. Go:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: you now know that if I threaten to be late with caption battles, I'll make good on it.

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