Caption Battle: Bittersweet Nothings...

"It's that time again..."
"To replace your Springfields with Garands?"
"To lament Final Fantasy's abbreviation for Crystal Points?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, with the best cheerleading joke: Hisaishi!

Give me a K! You're doin' it wrong.

In second place, with the best up-skirt joke: xfishyx!

Ryan is displeased with his end of Miya.

And in the coveted first place, with the catchiest joke... KeenHavoc!

Anything you can do We can do legally.
Everything is more legal When you live in Japan.

As they say, the best things in life are either illegal, immoral, or fattening... moving on...

Since I have a lot of screencaps from him, we're gonna return to the resources of Desbrekomatic: Something More Moe, and use a shot from Shugo Chara! It's an older file so I may be wrong, but on the left should be Rima and on the right should be Amu; have fun with it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: you now know that if I threaten to be late with caption battles, I'll make good on it.

End