Caption Battle: Ignoble Death...

"It's that time again..."
"To cheer for Spain?"
"To VvvvvvvvvvvVVVVVVvvvvvvVVVVVvvvVVvVvVVVVVVvvvvvv?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, being "betta zan mama": Chel the Bell!

Cooking Mama would be so proud.

In second place, taking my childhood and making it undergo girlification: Shinmaru!

Japan's shoujo remake of Rocky differs quite a bit from the source material.

And in the coveted first place with a reference that is hard to miss but someone had to do it... The Mask!

After watching reruns of Death Note, Usui suddenly remarked, "I will take this chicken egg - and break it!"

Ah, if only there were epic chanting as well... ah well. Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of love966 and once again features the insanity that is Gag Manga Biyori. I have no idea who the characters are, so if you must... you may imagine that the kneeling girl is Mina, the supine girl is Lucy, and the marlin is Renfield. Have at it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: you don't want to be the middle of a human centipede.

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