Caption Battle: No One Will Ever Know...

"It's that time again..."
"To chase the double rainbow?"
"To not stop believing?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, not really saying what she's saying: twilight luna!

Saying "only in Japan" for this is just about as redundant as the Delicious Happy Fluffy Pink Cupcake of Redundant Happiness.
...so I shall keep it to myself.

In second place being deliciously succinct as always: KeenHavoc!

Welcome to the internet, here are the forums.

And in the coveted first place for just giving a really complete, all-points caption with a wonderful finish... Koobaxion!

And as the young couple looked on, Pikachu was beaten up by Naruto, a Wailord cosplayer, and a furry. It was a sad day, indeed.

Lots of good captions this week! Well done, folks!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of KeenHavoc and features the series Fullmetal Alchemist: The Regular Version (as confirmed by the wonderful people in the chatroom since I forgot). If you don't know who these people are yet, Haruhi help you all...

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: Guile's theme goes with everything.

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