Caption Battle: Technical Vegetarian...

"It's that time again..."
"Already?!"
"But it's only Friday!!!"
"Yeah... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place with a mental tease: CelestialSushi!

If the punishment should fit the crime, do we want to know what Keima did?

In second place, because Australian understandings are hilarious: cougarsama!

I don't wanna be around for her reaction to Keima's 'potatos or stuffing' decision.

And in the coveted first place with admittedly faulty prescience... Ace!

Alright, sudden surge of "beat the meat" puns in 3... 2... 1....

Awesome. And now let us move on to a very special Friday night caption battle!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi and features the series Azumanga Daioh. On the left is "Osaka", on the right is Chiyo. You do the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: you can blame my brother for the early caption battle - that jerk decided to get married on a Saturday.

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