Caption Battle: I've Got Not Strings To Hold Me Down...

"It's that time again..."
"To stop pissing off your neighbours?"
"To clean up the kitchen?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place because it's just kinda cute: TimeChaser!

You're in good hands with Yu-Gi-Allstate.

In second place, because lots of us thought of this: CelestialSushi!

Yusei: THIS THING'S A GUY????

And in the coveted first place, with the smoothest of this style of joke... schultzie!

This is the face of a kid who was just told that there was candy in a van.

Not a bad week at all, folks. Job well done!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of PheonixFox and features the series Naruto. Guy in the air is Steve Staley. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: if the angles don't add up to 180, then it's not a triangle.

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