Caption Battle: Fiiringu Raki, Gaki?

"It's that time again..."
"To reread the track list for Rock Band 2?"
"To realise how little our big planet is?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, playing up what we usually know about Mr. Ichimaru Gin: Uchiha1164!

Schiffer: Gin, come on. Your creepy smile has landed you the role of Koizumi in our Hare Hare Yukai performance.
Gin: Aw... I never get to be Kyon...

In second place, with a caption that wasn't even actually a caption but I'm a jerk and have considered it as such: BloodRedArab!

To many emo jokes already, I know, but... Look at him! (Emo... >__>)

And in the coveted first place, with a snappy little one-liner of doom... edisshort!

Gin: I need the happy stick more than you do!

This past week was freakin' awesome. Tons of great captions. Congratulations all of you; you've made an old man very happy today. But who cares about him, we've got caption battles to do!

Pulled from the old archives, this week we bring you a screencap from the ever-eclectic series Full Metal Panic: Fumoffu. Shown on-screen is Bonta-kun; more technically, inside the Bonta-kun suit is Sousuke Sagara. Have fun with it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. And if you've sent a screencap in the past few days, I did get them but current things have kept me from thanking you personally. I will soon, I promise!

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