Caption Battle: Just A Little Higher...

"It's that time again..."
"To burninate the thatched-roof cottages?"
"To carry on through the fire and the flames?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, being as eloquent as ever: Allamorph!

Surprisingly, the most casualties in the attack were due not to gunshot wounds, but to the medical oddity known as PSWTF, or 'Perpetual State of What The F***'.

In second place, hitting rather close to home: twilight luna!

Meet the guy who takes care of all the "shot'd" moments on TheOtaku.

And in the coveted first place, with the most poetic reinterpretation of Theodore Roosevelt I've ever heard... Zelgadis!

Squeak softly and carry a big BOOMSTICK!!!

Good job! We had another pretty good week this past week. Keep it up!

So this week we dip back into our vast TimberWolf cache for screencaps. Featuring the series "Haibane Renmei", the characters are, from left to right: Rakka and Kana. And yes, they're both girls. Have at it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. But for now, let's just take this a week at a time...

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