Caption Battle: Ground And Pound...

"It's that time again..."
"To threaten kids in the chat?"
"To go hunting for more dummy accounts?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last last week's winners:

In third place, being perverse in as clean a way as one can ever hope: the real yojimbo!

Saku: I got wood.

In second place, playing a reference that made me have to watch the DVD earlier this week (probably): Rei-syn!

Saku: Hello. My name is Yuji Sakurai. You killed my band. Prepare to die.

And in the coveted first place, playing on a joke that literally brought me to tears among other things (and if you don't get the joke, you're too young)... Shinmaru!

The rest of the band shunned Saku after he pulled out the slow jerk.

Well done, my childrens. And again, I'm hoping I don't dawdle next week again with these. But we shall see. Anyway, on to this week...

This week's screencap comes from the ever-prolific Kimmeh Archives(TM) and features the ever-popular series Bleach. Bald guy's Ikkaku Madarame; the large, mustachioed fellow is Tessai Tsukabishi. Have at thee:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. Meantime, I need to go pick people up from Surrey and pretend to theaten to warn people in the chat... peace!

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