Chicken-Dance Gone Wrong

"It's that time again..."
"To beg the cable company for The FUNimation Channel?"
"To give Batou back his cell phone?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, going with a most delicious film reference: cougarsama!

Indiana Jones (out-of-shot, tied to a stake): "Don't do it; you'll kill us all!"
Goemon: "HYYYYAAAA!!!!!"
Indiana Jones: "No! Close your eyes; don't look at it! No matter what, don't look at it!"

In second place, connecting immediately with perhaps one of the most ridiculous, most unnecessary side objectives in the history of Final Fantasy: Erzengel Weiss!

Little did Goemon know that in order to open the box to acquire the item of interest, it was a necessary prerequisite to complete the grueling task of swiftly dodging lightning bolts in an open field...200 consecutive times.

And in the coveted first place, just flat-out saying something damn funny... embracingangel!

Pandora ain't got nuthin on this bitch.

And so wraps up this week's very special two week long caption battle. Good work, all! And now let's get on with the first caption battle of April...

This week we'll hit up good ol' tried & true Bleach with a screencap courtesy of Teh Kimmeh. In case anyone really needs 'em, the one on the right is Isshin Kurosaki and the one on the left is Strawberry... if you don't wanna use strawberry, you can probably use something else instead too... so yeah, go for it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. While you work on this, I'll go back to writing more Sakura-Con reports... deal? Okay!

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