~Welcome underlings to the Federation~

MEET YOUR DICTATOR AND FUTURE OVERLORD

Name: MoMo

Gender: Female

Age: 18

Hometown: Nebraska

Youtube: UnionJackAudrey

NOW! LICK MY BOOTS!

Trollin'

Karkat Vantas (♋)

[ ] Cancer is your zodiac sign
[ ] You hate the color red
[ ] You love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS
[x] You like to program computers
[x] You fail at it
[x] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS
[x] You don’t put up with anyone’s bullshit
[x] You love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic
[ ] You never smile
[ ] You get aggravated easily
[ ] You act like an asshole but deep down you care for your friends
[ ] You have problems with relationships

TOTAL: 5

Vriska Serket (♏)

[ ] Scorpio is your zodiac sign
[ ] Dark blue, is your fav color
[x] You love to role play
[] You like spiders
[x] You like end of the world scenarios such as the Zombie Apocalypse, Fall out invasion, etc.
[x] Magic 8 balls are cool
[/] You are very manipulative
[/] You are a huge bitch
[x] You easily get bored
[ ] You blame your problems on other things, such as “bad luck”
[ ] You have an addiction to breaking things
[] You never clean up after yourself

Total: 5

Tavros Nitram (♉)

[ ] Taurus is your zodiac sign
[ ] Your fav color is orange and/or brown
[ ] You love FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES
[ ] You love card and role playing gamed
[ ] You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN’T REAL.
[ ] You are too sensitive
[ ] You never really “hate” anybody.
[ ] You like to communicate with wildlife
[x] You have a friendly attitude
[ ] You are pretty good at poetry
[ ] You LARP
[x] You sometimes stutter when you talk

total: 2

Terezi Pyrope (♎)

[ ] Libra is your zodiac sign
[/] Your fav color is red and/or teal
[ ] You are more interested in taste and smell then sight
[ ] You love dragons
[ ] You lov3 to sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3
[ ] You love plushies
[x] You love to roleplay
[ ] You are a sociopath [possibly, psychiatric evaluations abandoned with warning of possible character disorders]
[x] You are almost always grinning
[ ] You take interest in law and justice
[x] You like to draw
[ ] You can be really flirty sometimes

total: 3.5

Kanaya Maryam (♍)

[ ] Virgo is your zodiac sign
[ ] Your fav color is jade
[ ] You love fashion
[ ] You love LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS
[/] You love to sew
[x] You love literature
[ ] You have no problem getting into fights
[x] Chainsaws are awesome
[x] You like make up
[x] You are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it
[x] You like the taste of blood
[ ] Getting revenge is always high on your list

total: 5.5

Aradia Megido (♈)

[x] Aries is your zodiac sign
[ ] Maroon is your fav color
[ ] You inadvertently make frog noises
[ ] 0_0 is your fav emote
[ ] You like ARCHEOLOGY
[x] You like to destroy things out of boredom
[ ] You can hear voices that no one else can hear
[ ] You used to roleplay
[ ] You are obsessed with temporal inevitability
[ ] You are a very violent and confrontational person
[x] You’re sometimes spooky in appearance
[x] You love talking about depressing things

total: 4

Equius Zahhak (♐)

[ ] Sagittarius is you zodiac sign
[ ] Your fav color is royal blue
[ ] You have a widow’s peak
[ ] You sweat a lot
[ ] You love being strong
[x] You SUCK AT ARCHERY
[ ] You have a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS.
[ ] Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS
[ ] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.
[ ] You like to build things
[ ] You have some pretty strange fetishes
[ ] You love playing high stakes games

total: 1

Nepeta Leijon (♌)

[ ] Leo is you zodiac sign
[/] Your fav color is green
[x] You love cats
[x] :3 is your fav emote
[ ] You are into furries
[x] You love to draw
[ ] You have a heightened sense of smell
[x] You are freaking obsessed with friendly role-playing
[x] You have a naive view of everything
[x] You love “OTP” (one true pairing)
[ ] You are just too cute
[ ] And very playful

total: 6.5

Sollux Captor (♊)

[ ] Gemini is your zodiac sign
[x] Your fav color is yellow
[ ] You speak with a bit of a lisp
[ ] You are totally sick hacker
[x] You have bi polar mood swings
[x] You are pretty introverted
[x] You beat yourself up over little things
[ ] You like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing
[x] You think you are not good enough
[x] You’d rather be technical then use brute force
[ ] You think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your paranoia
[ ] Your best friend is a dick

total: 6

Feferi Peixes (♓)

[ ] Pisces is your zodiac sign
[ ] Your fav color is magenta
[ ] You love wearing colorful clothing
[x] You love to swim
[x] You get really excited easily
[ ] You are very very perky and energetic
[ ] You are optimistic and fearless
[ ] You are stronger than you look
[x] You love looking after animals
[ ] You are very modest
[x] You have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying things
[x] You have a slightly rude and insulting side

total: 5

Eridan Ampora (♒)

[ ] Aquarius is your zodiac sign
[ ] Your fav color is purple
[ ] You dress flamboyantly
[x] You have an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history.
[/] You have a massive ego
[ ] You love magic and wizards
[ ] You have a genocide complex
[x] You swear like a sailor
[x] You try to make friends with everybody regardless of their opinion of you
[x] You get jealous a lot
[x] You are romantically lost
[ ] You are kind of a tool

total: 5.5

Gamzee Makara (♑)

[ ] Capricorn is your zodiac sign
[ ] Your fav color is indigo
[ ] You like clowns
[x] You like sweet things
[x] You like to bake
[x] You are pretty laid back
[x] You don’t like knowing the technology or science behind things
[x] You are impulsive and/or unpredictable
[x] You are silly and eccentric
[ ] You like insane clown posse
[x] You cuss a lot
[ ] You are a stoner

total: 7

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OAM Facts

1. OAM hates her real name and refuses to reveal it
2. OAM just graduated highschool and is going nowhere in Life...thus far.
3. OAM has terrible memory and forget what happens within a day unless it is properly documented
4. OAM is the oldest of the five kids that make the house absolute chaos
5. OAM FEELS THE NEED TO CAPSRAEP LIKE THIS WHENEVER HAVING INTERNET DISCUSSION
6. OAM COLLECTS TWO THINGS, HEADPHONES AND SHADES
7. OAM BELIEVES THAT COMBINE THAT, HER EPIC LOVE OF PHOTOGRAPHY, NEED TO CHASE BIRDS, AND FOREVER FALL DOWN STAIRS MAKES HER AN AWESOME DAVE!
8. IT'S THANKS TO HER LITTLE BRO JEN FOR BRINGING HOMESTUCK INTO HER LIFE
9. OAM JUST REALIZED SHE'S STILL IN CAPS...oops
10. Since OAM is a fifth-generation German immigrant she can speech German awesomely yet...sucks horribly at french even though she was a three year student
11. OAM's family came from a part of Germany that used to be Prussia hence SHE IS PRUSSIAN
12. OAM is blind and needs new glasses once a year
13. OAM likes to feel hipster
14. OAM has a confusing family, both her mom and dad were divorced twice and married again now somehow she has eleven siblings but only sees four on a regular basis
15. OAM is a Convention Vetern and getting pumped for Nebraskon '11
16. OAM is a complete derp, most of her actions are internet references and flailing
17. OAM sucks at drawing but man does she love to do it
18. OAM is a record enthusiast and ownes 68 of those sweet vinyl gifts from god
19. Some days, OAM has a difficult time speaking English even though it's her first language
20. OAM watches CNN wayy too much
21. OAM is very paranoid of the government and its conspiracies
22. OAM may move to Canada if the country keeps going the way it's going
23. OAM works 37 hours a week in a hospital kitchen, some days it brings her to frustrated screaming and cursing...not mention many many injuries...U
24. OAM is a shameless Anglophile and has a soft spot for all things British
25. Thus, OAM is very weak and prone to British accents but is very wary of british men themselves after much research.
26. OAM has come to embrace what a nerd she is.
27. OAM has been on the fence for awhile and has yet to fall on one side...granted she may sway forever
28. OAM wakes at 5:30 every day, no matter what
29. OAM is so paranoid of not waking up for work on time she has to set 12 alarms on 2 ipod touches, her cellphone, and alarm clock...other she is so afraid to sleep.
30. OAM loves her narcissistic personality it is one of her favorites out of her many personalities.
31. OAM claims to be the head of a Federation it all started when she annexed her best bros and random bits of property. i.e. some lockers and a square of sidewalk in the Downtown area.
32. OAM has an irrational fear of Puppets...he brother bought one and she cant look at it straight since. Someday you'll praise when death comes to Fredrick.
33. OAM travels lots she's been every General direction in the U S of A not to mention good ol' Canadia
34. OAM doesn't eat red meat but...somethings the lure of Bratwurst is just to great...cursed German blood.
35. OAM is terrible at comforting people she just hopes her wacky tomfoolery can keep people happy.
36. OAM is now completely convinced that the reason her and her best bro Jen are alike is because she is actually Jen from the future and one day Jen's older-self will come back and replace her.
37. OAM feels like she can stick around the O again
38. OAM hasn't sleep in her own bed since June mostly she ends up on the couch or for some reason her brother's floor.
39. OAM realized the only way she uses french is to read France fanfiction.
40. OAM misses her days as a gamer but realizes though days ended when the Nintendo 64 got packed in the attic and the PS2 disappeared upstairs.
41. OAM claims to be atheist but neither agrees/nordisagrees the exsistence of one...she just doesn't care and loves her material life
42. OAM knows that if her mom every looked through her laptop what a deadwoman she would be.
43. OAM has no depth perception due to her terrible sight and cant tell when people are going to hit or poke her...her main defense is flailing.
44. OAM used to hate the fact that she had Green eyes and Dark semi-thick brows, now she just feels awesome!
45. OAM is a worst cook than England...even he does not burn the teapot to a charcoal black.
46. OAM can't put on weight for the life of her...so even though she claims to be so awesome she is actually quite pathetic and scrawny.
47. OAM hates sunlight, it gives her terrible migraines thus she wears lots of shades.
48. OAM wouldn't mind if it rained everyday; it's her favorite kind of weather. She's guesses she's a contradiction like starbursts.
49. OAM hates most sweets...but can't go a single day without eating ice cream.
50. OAM loves to drive even if her Kia, Vincent Yoog Soon is kinda a piece of shit...at least he's pretty~
51. OAM has a slight Monophobia...sometimes it feels that way when her family constantly abandons her to do other things. /foreveralone
52. OAM is thankful for her three brothers since they always seem to want to hang out with her.
53. OAM is going to grow alot of mushrooms in her dark and dank corner when her bros go back to school without her.
54. OAM hates being constantly underestimated. It seems no one believes she can do anything...slowly instituted the complete nonexsistence of self-esteem that has plagued her to this day.
55. OAM thinks this is depressing and hates anything depressing...thus living her daily life as a spunky derp is just fine.
56. OAM is a slave to her paranoia
57. OAM laughs at horror movies but when it came to the Gummy Bears in Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs...that shit was messed up.
58. OAM cant wait til her Tomatina party and the chance to make some seriosu ketchup!
59. OAM wishes someone warned her about the stairs.
60. OAM feels like this is Homestuck dialouge.

SO. HIPSTER.

GREETINGS UNDERLINGS OF MY FEDERATION 8D

/megalomaniac mode

Work is shit, long tiring shit 8D I burned my wrist today and got sent to Employee Health :/ I'm surprised I haven't horribly injured myself yet, we sent a girl up to ER the other day after she split her eyebrow on the floor >.> The bakery looked like a murder scene :T Crazy stuff~!

But I got to see my uncle today for awhile, he was in a motorcycle accident last may and was in ICU they moved him into the physical therapy department until next week. We shared Ice Cream and told me of the evil nurses who tried to take away his TV privileges D8

I actually got to go out with a friend yesterday, we saw the new Captain America, it was so heroic 8D

I was a comic book nerd as a child :>

But I spazzed why I realized there's a Captain Britain!! @[email protected] I knew of Captain Canuck, Canadian Defender of Timmie's and Hockey but...ARGH SO AWESOME!

/inneranglophileispleased

Everyone keeps stealing my money D8 My mom took $350 now my dad wants $140, trying to save up so I can get a room and registration for Nebraskon.

I'm having major con withdrawl! ;A; I don't think I'll have my next cosplay finished by November sadly ;__; I've resewn the sash for Old Fritz but sadly still don't have a blue coat...

/angstlesob

I think I might take a break and if I ever have time whichIdoubt I want to turn my fuzzy brown coat into Alfie's Bomber jacket 8D

AND I FINALLY STARTED HOMESTUCK!! >:T GOSH TOOK ME LONG ENOUGH~ 8D Still so long to go~ ;w;

Specially when my new little buddy is a pest~! My brother begged my mom to get a kitten and we diiiid! 8D His name is Mattias, but we call him Mattie...MatthewMattetc.etc.

If anyone has ever seen or read Chi's Sweet Home , he is exactly like Chi! I was a little blown away upon this realization xD

Another awesome thing, I'm not blind anymore! 8D I got new glasses and I feel so hipster! 8U

Pssh, I think that's it

OH.

CEPT THIS SONG IS ADDICTING I THINK I LOVE IT MORE THAN THE ORIGINAL "REMOTE CONTROLLER" OAO

-waves- :I

-prepares to be shot by a firing squad-

AWW I'M SORRY ;A; I feel like I'm never on here anymore makes me sad.

But I am back~ >8U

I'm not sure what else to say except...

I'VE NINJAED MY WAY BACK INTO YOUR LIVES BAHAHA >8D

Hi thar ^^;;

Oh my gosh…this is the first I’ve been on in three weeks .___.

I’m truly sorry~! OTZ

Update Update on life and such

Yeah I have about Eleven days of school left til Graduation and I’ve been super busy. >.<

My mom and I have been on odd terms for awhile :I The air is always so tense when we’re together, le sigh.

Yesterday first day back to school, it was a complete joke! :DD We celebrates easter being from Catholic school and all. Most of my classes we watched movies but in French we got in a circle and read the Hungry Catapillar, it was pretty awesome~!

Although we had a dumb assembly at the end of the day turns out they planned…a dance for easter .___. With a DJ It was pretty lame which figures but I got to show off my completely awesome derpish swing dancing skills! >:I But someone took my picture!! >.< If it gets on the Website I’m gonna kill someone! D:

We got Canad—really .__. ---Candy which was supposed to be English toffee but it was gross >:I It wasn’t even English it was made by hersey!! –jipped- D:

Otherwise on my two week spring break, I really didn’t accomplish ANYTHING! :D Besides watching Anime on Netflex and spending hours on Fanfiction.net x3

Yep that’s life >:I All I can remember anyway~! :DD

So sorry, I’ll try to get caught up on here! I realize my challenge ended and seriously want to say…THANK YOU SOOO MUCH~!! It got up to $159 :3 So as soon as I get paid I’m sending the money in~ I’ll have winners announced soon and start prizes! So more to come :D

Anyhow, how’s everyone else been~! :OO