For SachiroUchiha's challenge.
My English teacher once asked us as a small writing topic: What would happen if you were stuck on an elevator with someone you really disliked?
I finished early, so I had about three in all.
Out of anime characters, it was either this guy or Sicks from Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro...
There stands between them mere feet. One glares down the other. This other sort of stares back.
The first figure is myself. The other...
A humble elevator.
Finally Fei Wong asks, "What are you looking at?"
Artist (because this isn't as epic if I speak in first person :|) narrows her eyes at him. She quickly decides it better not to answer this question.
There is more silence. One may wonder, How many friggin' floors of awkward silence does this building have?
Of course, this topic would be moot. And I couldn't tell you.
At some point however, Fei Wong hears, "EEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIL....."
He looks around a little, then glances at the only other person in the vicinity. "Excuse me?"
"EEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIL......." Yes, it is in fact her doing this.
"What are you muttering?" he growls, starting to feel uncomfortable.
Artist is quickly leering. "EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!"
And the elevator door pings open...
AND A FLOOD OF FAI FANGIRLS CHOKE THE DOORS IN A MAD SCRAMBLE TO RIP FEI WONG LIMB FROM LIMB!!!
[This is where either I'd wake up from my pleasent dream or Fei Wong would wake up from his horrific nightmare]