Included: Xio, Kiki, and Haxlia and mentions of Luca.
After agreeing to go on a date with Kiki I went back to my room. I admit I was tired…more so then I let on to be. So tossing my shirt on a nearby chair in my room and went back to sleep with my hair resting in all directions on the bed. To be fair, I honestly just wanted to sleep and even though I slept with her the night before, I am the type of guy who after a big event…I need at least a good 12 goddamn hours to rest. Even when there was a hit on someone, I needed my rest and I made sure to kill my prey as soon as possible to get my money’s worth.
While I slept it was peaceful though I did loose track of time. Possibly an hour or so? It didn’t matter, until I felt the strong rays of light hitting my face from the curtains being open. I groaned from that horrible feeling and then to make matters worse I felt jumping on my bed.
“Seriously Xio you’re still sleeping?” Kiki questioned as she jumped up and down to wake me up. “Come on!”
“Alright already woman!” I told her rolling over and sitting up with a yawn. I scratched my chest and she put her finger to her lips as I tried to be more alert for my new apparent ‘girlfriend.’
“Are you going out like that?”
I scowled at her as pushed back my long black hair behind me. “Why? What’s wrong with it?” Grabbing a the tank top from my jacket that I usually wear.
“Liar…” I growled at her with eyes narrowing.
“Ok fine, I just think you are a few seasons behind, that was last years look and you need a new outfit. This one just screams old man!” She pointed out and I pushed her hand away as she pointed.
“Wow, way to insult me Kiki!” I got up past her and slipped on my jacket. “You know keep that up and you might just loose me.”
“I don’t think that would happen because there new style for bad boys like you is bare chest jackets and they are on sale at the mall.”
My ears perked up, as I quickly turned to her a bit surprised as she gave me that sly smile of hers. “I’m listening…go on…”
“I thought you would! Let’s still grab dinner but lets go get you a new outfit and I can help you with it since I’m very up to date with fashion. Also wear you’re hair down, I think it adds to your sexiness.”
“Alright fine, if that’s what you want to do momma dearest!” I scoffed at her with a smile.
-At the Mall Later that Evening-
I sat in a chair as I let Kiki pick out my clothes because every time I picked something she would decline it and say she had a better idea. Even the time I went shopping with Haxlia, it wasn’t this much pressure. Personality speaking I never stayed in a committed relationship that long because 1. I got bored quickly, 2. The sex became very dull, and 3. Just one woman can’t tame me; I always had a lingering eye.
But damn it, this was a little much even for me letting her pick a damn outfit for me. Even while she was away I was hit on by the female gijinkas there as I awaited Kiki.
“Come now,” The female Jolteon said rubbing her finger in a circle on my chest, “It will just take a few minutes and I know a great place in the back we can go.”
Oh how tempted I was to take her up on that offer, the only thing was, she wasn’t turning me on which was a real drag. “Sorry dear, but I have no interest in such an act with you.” Though I will admit I did want to bite her neck and enjoy a sweet little taste of her blood and steal some of her electricity.
“Ahhhh but why not?” She whined. “I am far better looking and my rack if far bigger then that little girl’s that you came in with. She can’t be your girlfriend, she’s too fragile looking.”
Fragile looking? Instantly I pushed the hag off my lap and she hit the floor as I got up and passed her. “I won’t let a wench like you insult her like that, besides I don’t go for cougars. You’re in late 30s, yes?”
The woman frowned and pushed herself up as she quickly walked away. Scratching my head I heard Kiki call my name from behind. I turned to her.
“Alright I got everything ready for you in a dressing room. A store associate help me put it together. I have about 10 different outfits for you!” She smiled.
“Wait 10?” I stared at her. “Why so damn many? Tch you woman and your clothes.”
“Gosh why are you always so serious looking Xio? Lighten up a bit! Yes 10 just to choose from. It’s like mix-n-match!” She nodded grabbing my hand and pulling me towards the dressing room. “You can finalize what you want once you try everything on.”
With that said she pushed me into the changing room and slammed the door behind me. Geez, she’s kinda pushy and very fussy. First she says my clothes are out of date, and then she has me wear my hair down, and now picking out all my clothes? Seriously I don’t care for bitches who control me nor shall they. If she keeps this up, I’ll make it very difficult for the broad.
Some of the outfits seemed reasonable but many of them were out rageous and not my style. One had fur all the way around the neck like a boa and the pants were so strangly cut. That cut at the ankles and showed a gay like style. Kiki liked it, I rolled my eyes and changed. Her sense of fashion was almost as bad as Haxlia’s when it came to men’s clothes. One after the other I was even more disturbed at some of the outfits she gave me. I hated every single of them.
“Just take all the godforsaken outfits away…” I told her waving trying to keep my cool.
“You know you could just smile once for a change.” Kiki stated.
I stopped and turned around at her. “So let me guess, you gave me these outfits to tease me and have a good laugh?”
“Of course not!” She gasped. I glared at her again and she quickly shrugged, “Honest! I just wanted to turn that frown upside down. Or at least give me a genuine smile.” She said poking my cheeks up.
“Whatever…” I muttered entering the dressing room.
“I’ll see if there is anything else I can get for you.”
“Yeah you do that…”
I began taking off this ridiculous out that Kiki gave me. I tossed it on a chair on the chair next to me. I couldn't believe what she seriously had picked out for me. I shook my head and ran my fingers through my long hair, as I stood there shirtless. I turned abit and undid the front of my pants when I noticed the dressing room opening up.
The room door was thrown straight open with a tall woman. “Well Hello Fluf-.....Oh shit!!” I stood there staring at Haxlia, of all gijinkas, looking at me. I was speechless and shocked as my cheek began to twitch. Haxlia was deep red as she slowly closed the door from embarrassment.
I zipped up pants and opened the door back up as I quickly grabbed her wrist before she could escape. “What the hell was that about Haxlia?”
“I um....Blonde moment!! I thought you were Luca!” What the hell? She thought I was the dog?
I let go of her wrist. “Luca? How could you mix me up for the damn mutt? He has blue hair, smells, has a big mouth that can be heard anywhere, large tongue and big ears?”
She pointed to my feet. “I was looking at the bottom of the rooms.”
“I don't by that woman. My hair is long and black and his is shorter and blue.”
“Well I still didn’t recognize you with your hair down, even though we did have that one intimate night together.” She laughed slightly.
I looked her up and down. “Why are you with him anyway?”
Her eyes narrowed, “We are on a date.”
I crossed my arms and chuckled. “Date?” That’s when a cute girl walked by at my shirtless top and hair down self stood with Haxlia outside the dressing room, clearly my muscles were attractive to her inferior being.
“Yes.” She replied.
I lifted an eyebrow as I looked at her, “Let's just cut the bullshit, are you going out?”
“What does it mean to you?” She smirked. I seriously hate it when women beat around the bush. They only should take a beating on the bush if you know what I mean.
I grinned. “I'll take that as a yes Hax...”
“And if we are? I was told you're dating Kiki.”
I’ll play your game. I leaned over towards her, “What does it mean to you?”
She put her finger against my chest and became serious. “Because if you do something bad to that sweet little girl, I'mma pop your nuts open with my heels..”
“Pfft, nothing is going to happen...so don't threaten me with your empty threats because there is no way in hell you can hurt me.” Last time I recall I beat her in our little game of chase.
“I just wanted to make my point clear. That girl is too sweet to be a sex toy.”
“Again you are assuming she is that to me, your blondeness is showing. Might want to make sure you have your facts straight Barbie before you assume, you make an ass out of yourself and right now you look like one!”
I felt a small whack with her tail, “Anyways, I gotta go find my puppy.”
I grabbed my tank top and started putting it on. “Just wait...Kiki has got to be around here somewhere...”
“Hmm..” She was looking around for Luca as where I was looking for Kiki, “You know since we are both here on dates, why not make it a double date?”
“Double date?” I stopped in my tracks and looked at her. “You’re kidding right?”
“NO!!! I think it’s a brilliant idea! Luca is getting a new outfit, I already picked something out! You are getting something new and possibly Kiki is too, so why not? It might be fun.”
I frowned at her with a sweat drop moment, “You realize that is a dumb idea?”
“Why’s that smartass?” She glared.
“Oh I don’t know Haxlia, maybe the part you forgot that we slept together and had sex and Kiki doesn’t know that. Does that ring a bell?” Her eyes widen as she stared at me a good moment. Then she nodded, “Yup that’s stupid, what the hell was I thinking.”
“Glad you agree I sighed.” Walking pass her.
“That’s why it’s our dirty little secret!” She announced loudly as I froze in my spot again. “Double date it is! I’ll meet you and Kiki at the fountain in this mall around 8:30ish which gives us 30 minutes…”
“….okay so don’t be shy I am good with secrets…”
“Hey!” Is she listening?
“…See you in a bit! Buh byes!” She quickly dashed off.
“Damn woman…” She was off in a flash because obviously she didn’t want to argue with me. However, to be honest, I think she was being noisier then anything. I bet she just wanted to see how things were going for Kiki and me.
That’s when I heard a slight scream from a nearby department, “Kiki?”
“Seriously what’s a small fry like you doing in a store like this?” Said a beautiful Goldeen gijinka.
“Like OMG you don’t even hardly have any breasts. You’re what, ant hills at most?” Questioned the Nidorina gijinka.
“I’m sorry that I bumped into you. I didn’t mean it.” Kiki stated a bit flustered.
“Well a small fry like you has no business being in a store like this.” A Delcatty told Kiki stepping closer. “Only the finest of woman who have the beauty deserve to be here. Not some trashy wanna be. I mean seriously I bet you are dating some half ass bimbo from the country who is also lacking in the looks department as you are Kirlia.”
Kiki’s gaze was on the floor as she was looking for words to come back with. It appeared she was unable to stick up for herself with the three beauties before her.
“She’s so pathetic that I can’t even imagine the idiot dating her…”She slapped Kiki’s hands knocking out the clothing she was holding. The Nidorina laughed, “Poor things, opps my bad! I got your idiot of boyfriends clothes dirty.”
“Please stop.” Kiki asked politely stepping back.
“What are you going to do about it pipsqueak? Huh?” The Delcatty pushed Kiki again, causing her to almost fall over.
“Ah…” Kiki mumbled.
“Come on where’s your so called lover-boy?” The Goldeen mocked her again.
Leaning up against a nearby manikin I finally announced my presence. “Right here.”
All three woman turned their heads and gasped as I made my way towards Kiki. I bent over and picked up the outfit she has picked out and handed it to her as I wrapped my arm around her. “I suppose I am what you imagine right?” I coldly asked the Delcatty girl.
She shook her head side to side fast, “No not at all…you’re…well handsome..” She blushed.
“Too bad I can’t say the same for you three,” I gently lifted Kiki’s chin and kissed her right in front of the three woman. I let my tongue do the talking as the three woman watched me French kiss my girlfriend. “Shall we go my dear?” Kiki nodded and with that, I held my hand against her back and passed the three women who harassed her.
Kiki didn’t say anything as we walked away but I felt her lean close to my side as we made our way back to the dressing rooms.
“Are you okay now?” I asked stepping in front of her.
“Yes, I’ll be fine, their words hurt a little.” She lowered her head.
I sighed and looked the other direction. Yes her boobs were smaller then most woman, she obviously wasn’t the normal type of girl I would date either because I like scandalous girls who wore provocative clothing and had that confident look to them. Kiki was by far the opposite of the normal girl I would date. I suppose to be fair the comparison was for me, I typically would date the captain of the cheer team instead of the flute player in the school band. That might be a hard comparison but it was the truth. Growing up, I always stuck with the hot and pretty ones because I was, the jock and the popular kid, though looking back now, that popularity may have been due to being our village’s prince. This was something she needn’t know.
“Kiki, regardless of what they say, don’t let it get to you. You have your own special qualities that make you stunning. Seriously if you let three ugly bitches like them bring you down, then fuck.”
“Are you complimenting me?” She asked a bit confused.
“I suppose I am…” I don’t a girlfriend with a big head. “Is it helping?”
“Here..” I gently kissed her once again on the cheek, “You are beautiful.”
She smiled at me. “T-thank you! It really means a lot hearing it from you.” I nodded.
“Oh by the way,” I told her rubbing my under my nose, “I ran into Haxlia and she and Luca want to meet us at the fountain in about 30 minutes. But we don’t have too if you don’t want too…”
Come on Kiki say no, please say no. I don’t want a double date and I believe you will object on our one on one time.
“OH MY GOSH A DOUBLE DATE?!?!” She screeched, “LETS DO IT!!!”
DAMN IT!!!! Why the fuck would she agree to this? Dipshit!! Really she’s up for a double date!.
“What’s wrong Xio? You look dumbfounded?” Kiki asked looking at me.
I blinked and shook my head, “I’m just dandy!” And a bit annoyed, angry, ah fuck I am pissed. I didn’t want to do this double date business.
“Here you go by the way, it’s the out fit I picked for you. I think this one is more to your liking.” Kiki smiled handing some new outfit. “Go try them on and I will tell you what I think. If you like them, we can they get going and meet up with Haxlia and Luca.”
“That sounds lovely…” SO FUCKING LOVELY! I was biting my lip to keep my anger from being seen as I scowled going into the dressing room. At least I hope this last outfit would work out for me and be fitting.
HAHA yes about time someone posts and it has to be Xio! Alright I leave it to someone else to follow up!!
Oh Art I will leave you with describing his new outfit because I know you were creating it!! I love the top so I will let you surprise everyone!! ;)
Hope you enjoyed!