i know that your are not going to belive me but...

so today i got my first embriology class and the doctor send us to a journey to find a fertyl women we know and ( it's not what you think... trust me i'm getlemen... i think )ask her to take her's to take her vasal temperature during 45 days
i think the older female otakus ( i'm talking the ones on their 20 or may be some one that actully heard sex ed seriusly) may know what this is but to the public to know vasal temperature (this is a lousy translation but in spanish its somethig like temperatura vasal) is something like the highest tempeture point in their month cylce when they ovulate
and then some one ask
where do we get this temperture from?
and then the doctor said
where do you think from?...
well as you i was really shocked i kinda imaged what should i do just go to any random girl an ask her to do this?!
i mean you gotta be kindin me seriusly!
then after the class me and my classmate were a bunch of tomatoes blushed as hell then iget to think
who should i ask?
i tried to think safe... family
my mom... gross... plus she no longer has an uterus
my aunt... really gross... plus she is menopausic
the only one left is my older cousin
but i just didn't have the guts to ask her this kinda stuff
so i ran into her during break ( she goes to med school as well)
i was something like
-umm krys i have something to tell you
-yeah what is it andres
-weeell you seee i have this homework
-sure i what i can do to help you
- you know this is kind of personal maybe i should tell you this later you know back home ( we are neightbours)
- sure!
then while waiting for the anatomy professor i ran into an third grade friend
- so its not THERE
- well not only you can also use the mouths, armpits
- you know you have lifted a weight out of me
- yeah i almost got a stroke when they send me that project in my freshman year
now i will ask her
i'll go and buy an oral themometer
now that i thnik of it im not sure if this is allowed by theO rules know that this just something that happened to me i wanted to share i dont have any other intentions but telling the story i'm in med school so i dont find these subjects uncomftable but i realize this is a kid's palce also so i have tried to avoid direct terms and stuff i hope they dont close my world for this

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