Age: 17

Current Level(Grade): 12

Exp. needed next level: 34

Scientific(Real) Name: Sean

Description: ...odd ._. Not one to piss off- anyone who has pissed him off has never returned alive. Also known as RedJ, C-Ann, Tetsuya, that guy over there, hey you, and Rockamaru Haruno.

Job: Red Mage

Attacks/Skills learned: SHINOPAWNCH, Jaderoll, Dramatic Jade, alchemy, various ninjutsu, various spells, Indignation

Welcome, one and all, to redjacketalchemist's World!!!

It is here that you will find random things that I post, such as stuff going on in my life/on the internets/etc. as well as Youtube videos I find amusing(some of which may even be my own.

THE LAW OF SHINOPAWNCH

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Only two people in existence are capable of using the true SHINOPAWNCH- me(redjacketalchemist) and Miss A1(aka Miss Anonymous, who introduced me to the power of the SHINOPAWNCH)). Anyone caught using a fake SHINOPAWNCH(which requires heavy training or given temporary power from one of said people above, shall be rightfully punished with a SHINOPAWNCH :D

WARNING: When the power of the two true SHINPAWNCHES combine, it creates a force that is more powerful than a Giga Slave and Chuck Norris combined. It is advised not to force the wrath of both SHINOPAWNCHES, for this will cause all atoms in existence to split and therefore wipe out all of existence. You have been warned.

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I LIEK RICK ROLLING

HAPPY DEAD, ROASTED BIRD DAY GAIZ

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So, got my new Shonen Jump today. Yes, One Piece is now in Impel Down(and yes, they have fixed the chapter count so it's not some lame name like Impel Down Chapter 1). And...Yu Yu Hakusho ended. Ended completely different from the anime, tooGenkai actually died T_T.

...and Yu-Gi-Oh GX is being removed from Shonen Jump, and being publish graphic novel only...and I now have an Obelisk the Tormentor card. There was a time where I would have cared about that, but no longer...unless I can trick some sap into buying it for the price of the original version.... >D

And my mom is home. You know...it wasn't bad, having the house to myself for awhile...although it's not something I'd care to repeat under the same circumstances . -.

ALSOALSOALSO. We started Norse Mythology in Mythology...and...dude, the number of video games/movies/other series that have made references to it...it's just...o-o

Best example? You know Ratotosk in ToS: Dawn of the New World? Yeah, Ratotosk = squirrel that brings gossip from all the worlds to the Eagle of Wisdom that lives on top(?) of the world Tree(which is named Yggdrasil, btw). Me being the Emil hater I am, nearly headdesked at this bit of information.

Sucessful troll is somewhat sucessful

So, last night I went to the midnight showing of New Moon.

It all began at around 11, when one of my friends came and picked me up. From there, we went to a nearby convenience store and bought omnommables and drinkage, which we so totally did NOT sneak into the theaterseriously, wtf theater prices- it's $4 for just a SMALL Coke..

And then we arrived at the theater. Which, as I predicted but was not heeded, was packed. Thankfully, all auditoriums in the building were open for New Moon.

So we waited until time for the movie to start, and when we finally managed to get in, I heard something...depressing. The 9pm showing of New Moon had just ended, so the credits were rolling as we came in...and Leave Out All The Rest was playing. M'kay, I know they used it for the first movie, and I even said it would have at least somewhat fit with the second one, but....DUDE, one of my favorite Linkin Park songs is slowly becoming the freaking Twilight theme song, I'm afraid T_T

--40 minutes later--

The lights dim and the fangirls- OH YES, the fangirls. Who apparently consisted of mostly middle aged women...and children(meaning younger than 9 at the most).

...

IT'S 12 AM. MOVIE ENDS AT 2-ISH. I see something wrong with that picture. Buuut that's just me.

ANYWAY, the lights dim and the Twitards go wild. I sit through a few previews, then decide to use the rest of my money to go get us some popcorn(because what good is a movie without popcorn. You can't go to a movie theater and NOT get at least a small bag of popcorn).

I'm SO glad we were on the side of the theater we were on- apparently, the wild, out-of-control Twitards were placed on one side where cops constantly patrolled, all the semi-sane fans and everyone else was on the side I was on. I came to this conclusion when I saw this little old woman rushing around like a chicken with her head cut off trying to hurry and get snacks, also rushing her companions(companions being who I believe to be her grandchildren). All other people who acted in any similar way went one way, everyone else went to the part I was at.

Come back just i9n time for a preview of a new movie Edwa-I mean, Robert Pattinwhatever will be playing in, causing the fangirls to go wild, but was good enough to silence them for when Edward came on screen during the movie. But the movie...oh, that's when hilarity ensued...sort of. See, I was somehow lucky enough to get placed in the one auditorium with people who can, in fact, take a joke. Close to the start of the movie, Edward and Bella were discussing the fact that Bella would eventually be old and wrinkly while Edward was still 17. Edward responded with "I'm actually 109."

Me: "CRADLE ROBBER!!!!!!!!"

...and everyone actually laughed, rather than tear me limb from limb.

Oh, and let's not forget Jacob and the other werewolves, who are masters of something I yelled out every time one appeared on screen: "SHIRTLESS MAN ATTACK".

And then there was the whole OMFG BELLA JUMPED OFF THE CLIFF scene. So she lands in the water, is all happy she actually survived cliff diving, then gets smacked in the face by a wave. And then it shows Victoria slowly swimming towards her, ready to kill...oh yes, I started a small chorus of the Jaws theme. It was epic.

And then, the movie ended, we went home(at around 3, and I STILL SAW LITTLE KIDS RUNNING AROUND WTF POOR PARENTING ASDFGHKL), ect., and I gave up my ticket stub to my British lit teacher, who does this thing were if you bring him your ticket stub from a movie, you get five extra credit points, which I need @_@(I'm passing the class, but me+ having a B in any English class= NO).

So yeah, Fun stuff.

Edit: I demand a shirt that says 'I survived New Moon'.

Quick bulletin-style update

-Mom's supposed to be getting out of the hospital Monday.

-I -might- be going to the midnight showing of New Moon, where there will be much lulz with friends, and possibly some form of mischief making...meaning causing Twitards to kill each other.. And no, I'm not the one paying.

-Soul Eater is amazing.

-DubHappy, a site I use to watch dubbed anime(duh) may be getting took down soon. Why? Because they somehow got a hold of shows(Soul Eater, Halo anime, ect.) that aren't supposed to be available to the public until next year. So I'm attempting to marathon as much anime as I can before that happens. Also, this means that Funi hasn't fixed their security yet, seeing as the Soul Eater episodes have the Funi watermark on them and are blatantly from Funi's website. So expect for another deal with that situation to start again sometime soon.

-My cat is unusually clingy since my mom was sent to the hospital @_@

-Did I mention Soul Eater is amazing?

-....you people bring matches for RedJ? o_e

So...

Just watched the new episode of Brotherhood.....

WTF @ ARMSTRONG'S SISTER. O_O