Last night I was with my mom and a bunch of my family's friends (all older than me by at least 20 years).
The only guy there, Dennis, is around 60 something, I believe. I wanted to get his attention (can't remember now what I wanted to say), so I asked his daughter what his middle name is. David, apparently. So I said (rather loudly, for all the middle aged women are yakking), "Dennis David Insert-last-name-here!"
"Yes, yes, yes," he said, looking up at me.
Before I had a chance to ask him whatever question it was that I had, Cathy, (who is right around Dennis's age) says, "Who names their son Dennis David? That's retarded!!"
Now, keep in mind, I am already laughing pretty hard when my mother, who is 46, interjects with this while she is laughing, "You totally just dissed his mom!"
XD If only she'd started it off with "Dude", that would have been perfect.
I love my family (friends included in that).
Off to work now. Y'all have fun. I hope today isn't as drippy there as it is here.
