Ewan: Ewan the shiny Eevee here!
Mia: And I'm the newbie, I suppose. Mia the Milotic, but really, you can call me anything you'd like. *wink*
Ewan: Well... This is our world, and we're happy to have you here! If you have any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to—
Mia: It's so hot in here. *begins stripping*
Me: Aaaand there's nothing to see here. *ahem* Sorry. They're a bit... difficult to handle.
Mia: *eye roll*
Ewan: *shuffles feet*
Me: Enjoy your stay, and try to tolerate these two nutjobs.
Mia & Ewan: HEY!
Ewan: *sigh* Carry on...