SEX!
FLAMING GAYS!
DRUNK WEIRD PEOPLE.

Irrelevance.

WE'VE GOT IT ALL!

~Index Thingy~

Songspiriation Fic: No Moon to Carry Me Home

Prologue

The highway is empty as the evening sky - but not really. Artificially cooled air tickles Suho's fingers and goosebumps make a field of miniature hills and valleys on his arms. He sighs heavily trying to keep his eyes open. It's been 14 hours since he last slept and eight since he started driving. He is tired but he can't stop. Red bleeds into Purple which melts into navy. The sky is alive and Suho watches as it streaks by the glass window. His foot eases into the gas pedal. The engine whines and he looks at the sinking sun.

Trees are blurs in the periphery of Suho's vision. He sees in globs of green and brilliant bands of crimson and blue. The white lines on the left and right are snakes, slithering and shifting, pushing him one way and then the other and squeezing together to urge him on. Suho pulls his foot away from the accelerator. The snakes slow, the bands become distinct sections, the blobs are blurry spheres - distinct in form and function. Suho sighs again before slamming his foot to the floor.

There is no moon, Suho notices, though the sun slowly sinks. The sky opens an eye to watch as Suho coasts down the highway. It wonders where he's going and so does he.

Away.

Suho want's to go away. He wants to evaporate.

He pushes the car on and his headlights flash on the rusted yellow reflective paint of a road sign. Sharp right turn, the ninety degree bend in the arrow proclaims. He brakes. The car slows and he turns the wheel. The car glides around the bend and its exhilarating. He turns on his high beams for a moment, before deciding he prefers the dim light of just the headlights. It dangerous, he tells himself, but it doesn't matter.

Florescent signs scream "Road Closed" but most are difficult to read since they've been eaten by rust. Suho keeps going. Happy to challenge the aggravating signs, he surges forward, not knowing where he'll end up. Stars peer down at him in curiosity. They are lonely tonight. They've been lonely a long time.

Once pon a time

Roswell had no hands

but marc did

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Waiting for sarah to finish her fic so here's chase and aden's backstories in gifs

I'm trying to get the fic finished so i can edit it before putting it up....

so in the mean time, I'll write a story using only gifs and pictures.

This is based on the fic im writing, the characters backstories sooooo

by sarah g-money McHizzle

Chase:
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Aden:
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TO BE CONTINUED

the valentine's day post

What couple are YOU most like? Answer A few of these questions to find the fuck out !!

ChAden:
[} you buy each other something mediocre, mainly because something cheap isn't acceptable and birthdays and chritmas are where you spend all your money. Besides this is about sex anyway.
[] You have sex right after opening your cards, on the kitchen table
[] You try to make breakfast, but instead you have sex.
[] You go out on a date, and it's really romantic, but you'd rather have stayed home to fuck
[] As soon as you get home, you have sex.
[] you're so exhausted but you have time for one more round.
[] oh shit you're alarm goes off and you didn't even sleep......
[] but you honest to god love the shit out of each other
[] even if you get in fights often and then make up with sex
[] this holiday doesn't even affect your normal schedule except for the gift giving

JesseNao:
[] you're sad because you're names don't fit together as well as chase and aden's
[] You're really shy and you're significant other thinks its cute
[] but get a little alcohol in your system and today, he's the one begging for more
[] you bought each other really expensive and meaningful gifts because at least one of you is rich as the catholic church
[] you met randomly but look at you now
[] you'll probably have sex, but you'd be the couple to call it "making love"
[] you'll go on a really nice date and have a really nice dinner
[] you're very romantic and less focused on the sexytimes

Seth and Io:
[] you're straight
[] you're engaged
[] you'll go on a date and be done with it
[] sex is a yes
[] presents are a no
[] and if the wobbly wobbly variable of the DAUGHTER AND HER AGE comes into play, you might try to be extra gross around her to make her feel squeamish.

Marcroz (because Marroz sounds weird as fuck):
[] you're not a couple
[] you occasionally have sex but you're not a couple so this day isn't special and you probably won't even get laid
[] friends with benefits make valentine's day awkward

I could turn this into kpop but I'm going to stop before that happens and leave you all with this gif
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MAROZ MEME [JOKE]

When exactly did you two first meet?
Roz: I FINISHED My FOOD N HE WAS ALL OHMIGOSH N I WAS ALL WHY YOU SO OBSESSED WIT ME n like it snowballed frm there i guess

Where did you two first meet?
Roz: In a creepy old house... he's from A WHOLE NEW WORLD
....
Roz: MARC STOP JACKING THE KEYBOARD

What was your first impression of him?
Roz: he was obsessed wit me lyke forreal

When did you start liking him?
Roz: wait what. what. ?????? liking.....WAIT IS THIS A FUCKIN BOYFEN MEME???? WHAT THE FUCK HE'S NOT MY BOYFREN

When did you two start going out?
Roz: IM NOT DATING HIM WHAT THE FACK

What was your first kiss with him like?
Roz: idk it probab;y ended in casual sex.....

Are you his first boyfriend?
Roz: HE IS NOT MY MOTHRFACKING BOYFREN

About him:

How much older/younger is he compared to you?
Roz: He's four years older'n me

Hair colour?
Roz: FACKING BLUE HOW IS THT PSSIBLE

Eye colour?
Roz: uh.....bl...ue?

Skin tone?
Roz: um. uh....tan? I DONT KNOW I TRY NOT TO LOOK AT HIS UGLY ASS MUG

Glasses?
Roz: no. stop ASKING ME ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING MARCELLO I THOUGHT THIS WAS A NORMAL TAG THING

Piercings?
Roz: oh yeah and when you bit them he-WHAT THE FUCK ??!!!!!!.

Tattoos?
Roz: SNORTS COUGHS A COUCH OH MY GOD I TATTOOED HIS ASS THIS ONE TIME

Scars?
Roz: There's one on the bridge of his nose....?

Smart/not?
Roz: MOTHER FACKING NO. NO THAT SHIT IS DUMB.

Sarcastic/not?
Roz: FACKING SASSY BETCH

Humorous/not?
Roz: he tries maybe it doesn't work tho i don't laUGH

Possessive/not?
Roz: HE'S NOT MY FACKING BOYFREN

Patient/not?
Roz: I DONT KNOW?????? !!!

Affectionate/not?
Roz: I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL WE ARENT A COUPLE

Protective/not?
Roz: bitches can't touch me or any of our frens or he whips out a kho....k.....kthingy-WAIT DID YOU MEAN THAT AS IN POSSIVE BECAUSE THE FUCK HE'S NOT MY FUCKING BOYFREN

Clingy/not?
Roz: he wouldDIE WITHOUT ME N THE OTHERS ??!!!

Expressive/not?
Roz: FUCKER NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP FUCK !!!

Talkative/quiet?
Roz: THE FUCK YOU ASKING ME AGAIN FOR FUCK

Outgoing/shy?
Roz: THIS IS THE SAME QUESTION POSED A THIRD FUCKING WAY FUCK

Sporty/not?
Roz: IDK WE GOLF SOMETIMES...WITH TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING

Artistic/not?
Ros: IM D'ARTIST THNKS

His skills:

Can he cook or bake?
Roz: NO…

Can he repair/fix things?
Roz: he gaveme STITCHES once

Can he dance?
Roz: i mean there was this one time BUT IT ENDED IN CASUAL SEX WE ARE NOT DATING

Can he sing?
Roz: I DONT FUCKING CARE OK

Can he draw?
Roz: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS I AM THE ARTIST

Can he play any instrument?
Roz: NO

Can he write well?
Roz: dont CARE

Can he make you laugh?
Roz: No.

Can he make others laugh?
Roz: NO

What is his talent if he has found it?
roz: BEING AN ASS HOLE

Is he good at science and math?
Roz: FUCK YOU

Random quirks:

Is he racist?
Roz: i DONT KNOW HE HAS BLUE HAIR HE HAS NO ROOM TO TALK

Is he a vegetarian?
Roz: NO

Does he drink?
Roz: I DONT KNOW

Smoke?
Roz: somETIMES IM NICE AND GIVE Him A CigaRETTE

Curse?
Roz: ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING TIME WHAT A FUCKING CRAA ASSHOLE

Abuse drugs?
Roz: GAY SEX.

Does he donate to beggars?
Roz: I REALLLLLY DON'T CARE

Is he neat/messy?
Roz: I Dont CARE

His love life:

Is he romantic?
Roz: CASUAL SEX ISNT A RELATIONSHIP

Does he pay for your meals/tickets/etc?
Roz: WE DONT DATE FUCK YOU

Does he express his love for you in words or in actions?
Roz: HE DOES NOTHING

Things you don't like about him (though you accept his faults):
Roz: SNORTS I ACCEPT NOTHING

Any habits of his that you dislike?
Roz: he's always all "OMGGGG YOU DIDNT FINSH UR APPLESAUCE OMG YOU DIDNT FINISH YOUR FISHSTICKS OMGGGGG YOU DIDNT FINISH YOUR ORGASM" like what the fuck he's SUCH A DIVA

Anything about his appearance that you dislike?.
Roz: HIS PHYSICAL PRESENCE DISGUSTS ME

What's the sweetest thing he ever said to you?
Roz: FUCK OFF

When was the latest you stayed up with him?
Roz: ROCKED HIS WRLD ALL NIGHT LONG

Do you give each other advice?
Roz: ahahaha yeah it goes like this "hey marc shoot urslf in th face"

Have you ever put his last name as your own to see how it'd sound?
Roz: No??!!!! NOT A COUPLE.

Did you like it?
Roz: IM NOT GAY

Ever dreamt about him?
Roz: HE DREAMS OF ME WHILE I SLEEP LIKE A LOG ???!!!

What happened?
Roz: sex. everywhere.

When you're upset, he:
Roz: WE ARE NOT A COUPLE SO I DONT TELL HIM

When he's upset, you:
Roz: LAUGH

When he's happy, you:
Roz: PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE

Ever sacrifice some of your morals for him?
Roz: NO

Does he ever try to change something about you?
Roz: GET THE FUCK NO FUCK NO LEAVE ME ALONE

Would you be willing to give anything for him to be happy?
Roz: no. NO.

What was the most romantic thing you've done together?
Roz: WE ARE NOT A COUPLE

Would you ever cancel plans with friends to be with him?
Roz: WHAT THE FACK NO

How often do you think about him?
Roz: NEVER

When you think about him, you:
Roz: PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE

When he first saw you, you:
Roz: i mena i was miNDING MY OWn BUSINESS AND HE LIKE ATTACKED ME AT A RESturanT

Are you flirty with each other?
Roz: IM FUCKING STRAIGHT OH MY JESUS CHRIST

Life without him would be:
Roz: I GOT A POCKET FULL OF SUNSHINE AND SHIt

Have you ever marveled about how lucky you are to have met him?
Roz: yes n then i twiddle my hue and giggle and turn bright red anFUCKING NO

Have you ever doodled his name without thinking about it?
Roz: no i TATTOED MINE ON HIS ASS

Does he make you feel protected?
Roz: MORE LIKE ENDANGERED

Are you proud of him?
Roz: NO.

Is he proud of you?
Roz: BETTER FACKING BE I DEAL WITH HIS SHIT

Do you ever embarrass yourself in front of him?
Roz: HE emBARASESS HimSELF

What's your best memory with him?
Roz: WHEN HE LEFT ME ALONE FOR ONCE IN NEVER OH MY GOD SO NOTHING

Worst?
Roz: EVERY SECOND IS WORSE THEN THE LAST

Have you ever been in a fight?
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Roz: OUT LIFE IS A FIGHT.

Does he make you angry sometimes?
Roz: MOTHER FUCKING YEA

How often?
Roz: EVERY FUCKING SECOND unless he's helping me get dressed/eat/do general life things because i HAVE NO FREAKING HANDS ATM AND HE IS TYPING THIS that's appreciated but EVERYOTHERTIME I HATE HIM

Can you guess what he will say or do ahead of time?
Roz: NO

Do you ever talk about love?
Roz: there was this one time....

Marc: hey roz i love to eat cake
Roz: hey marc i love to eat ASS
marc: i mean ok

ahhh good times NO WE MOTHERFUCKING DONT AND ARE NOT IN LOVE ???!!!

What about the future?
Roz: ID ONT CA RE

Do your parents know about him?
Ros: NO?!!!

Do his parents know about you?
?Roz: ?!!!!!

If so, do they like you?
Roz: PARENTS ???????

Your relationship's theme song would be:
Roz: "Im not in a moherfacking relationship with him" by FUCKING ROSWELL GREENE its relllllly good you should REALLY LOOK IT UP KTHNX

Weirdest thing about him:
Roz: EVERYTHING

Did/Do you have a codename for him you use with your friends?
Roz: i have A CODENAME FOR YOU: DEAD

Do you have a favorite of his clothing?
Roz: FUCK. YOU.

Do you stay up later than normal just to talk to him?
Roz: NO I JUST GO TO BED AND FUCKING WAKE UP WITH A SORE FUCKING ASS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS SLEEP FUCK FOR??!!!!!

Do you have a favorite picture of him?
Roz: well the pic of his freshly tattooed ass is a great conversation stater and blacK MAIL PIECE

Are you in love with him?
Roz: EWH IM GOING TO BARF OH MY GOD

Why do you love him?
Roz: I DONT WHAT THE HELL FUCK

Quote something that he has said to you:
Roz: NO

What’s the worst thing he's ever said to you?
Roz: A bad JOKE???

Can you imagine being with him forever?
Roz: WE ARE NOT DATING OK. OH MY GOOOOOOOD

Describe your ideal wedding with him:
Roz: SCREAMS OH THE FUCKING FUCK NO. NO.

Have you ever cheated on him?
Roz: he's NoT MY boYFRen!!!!???!@ELJKSFLKASHJDSAD

Is he a lover or a fighter?
(Roz: IM ABOUT TO CUT A BITCH ILL SHOW YOU A FIGHTER

Physically, what’s your favourite thing about him?
Roz: NOTHING OR HIS DICK BUT MOSTLY NOthING I HATE HIM OH MY GOD AND I HATE YOU TOO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM NOT MARCELOS MANCANDY

Do you truly love him?
Roz: IM SO FUCKING DONE GOODBYE I NEED TO GO FUCK SOMETHING H MY GOD