*Lands on both feet* That was entertaining... Oh i'm sorry i forgot to introduce myself... My name is Orochimaru. Everyone in that wasteful village, Konaha, knows me as the traitor of the leaf village and one of Sarutobi's sensi's pupil. I was the one that gave Sasuke Uchiha his curse mark and the 4 sound ninjas. Kabuto may be a pain but then again he is very loyal to his master.
I dispise Naruto and his lackies. They always destroy my plans of revenge of the LEAF VILLAGE! *slams hands onto chair* Arg! Damnit! That cursed 3rd hokage, taking away my arms, arg... ahhh!I'm glad he's dead. Now i have Kakashi and Naruto to deal with it. And that wretched Sasuke... ran off on his own. Damn him!
Anyway... I use to use forbidden jutsus to make myself stronger and lust for more power... but since my arms are useless i can't do any jutsus whatsoever. If only Lady Tsunade would heal my damn ARMS! Being a Sanin of evil is entertaining because you get to watch people die and suffer and you really don't care about it but just laugh at their demise. *evil laughter* But anyway feel free to do whatever you please but... tick me off and i swear that you won't be seeing tomorrow or any other days. Now leave me or perish slowly. *Disappears as my evil laughter echoes throughout the world*

Im Back!!!

*he lands on the ground with one foot and one knee as his evil smirks brings terror and he laughs* And you all thought i was forgotten but you know when a god is forgotten... he comes back stronger than ever. Hahahahahahaha... I hope you all trained well because... *he jumps in the air* Orochimaru is back and better than ever, hahahahahahahaha... *his body disappears*

Hebi Members

I damned the Hebi Members especially Sasuke, their leader, for freeing my subjects and using them against me. Jugo, Karin, Suigetsu... i will have you as my guinea pigs again. Just you wait...

I'm Back!

*appears around a swirling flame* Surprised to see me again?

I got tagged.... by Anko

I got tagged by Anko. Somebody's not getting no more dangos from me.

1. Perfect?: Yes.
2. Tall?: Does 179.2 cm
3. In your pajamas?: No
4. Left handed?: No. I'm both.

1. Friend you saw: Kabuto
2. Talked to on the phone: No.
3. Person to text you: Kimimaro
4. Was today better than yesterday?: Yes.

1. Number: 7
2. Color(s): purple
3. Fruit: None whatsoever.
4. Place: Otokage


1. Are you missing someone right now?: No...
2. Are you happy?: *shrugs*
3. Are you sad?: No.
4. Are you bored? Maybe...
6. Are you nervous?: No
8. Are you tired?: No


1. Eating?: nothing
2. Drinking?: Nothing
3. I'm about to: kill Konoha and obtain immortality
4. Listening to?: the screams of millions of my victims
5. Plans for today?: make new and powerful jutsus

1. Drank bubbles?: -_- No.
2. Lost glasses/contacts?: No...
3. Ran away from home? YES.
4. Broken someone's heart?: if means taking it out and ripping to shreds then yes.
5. Been arrested?: Almost


1. Miracles?: No
2. Yourself?: Yes
3. Heaven?: No
4. Santa Claus?: No
4. Love?: No
5. Do you like someone? My emotions shows no love.
6. Do you believe in God?: No. I never did.
7. Answered the truth on all questions?: YES. -_-

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: looked at my village and planned my destruction

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: No.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: The Destruction of The Leaf Village

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: Otogakure

Q: Do you smile a lot?
A: When i kill ninjas then yes.

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: No

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Most hated you mean.

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: On The graves of ninjas i killed. *evil laughter*

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: No time

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: Destruction of the Leaf Village

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: 10

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: horrified screams of people in Konoha

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: No

Q: What's your favorite month?
A: march and october

Q: What did you do last night?
A: stood on the top of my mansion and looked at my village.

Christmas with Anko

Christmas with Anko was... okayish although she kept on glomping me everywhere. Christmas at the sound village was horrible.