Oi! All of you subscribers, ghosters, zombies, sleepers, trolls or whatever you kids are calling yourselfs these days! Talk to me mate! There are 216 of you and I only here from maybe fifty!
WHERE YOU ALL AT GUYS!
"Of course I love you. Now get me a beer."
It’s about one in the morning where I live, and there is the largest flying bug cruising around the room I’m in right now. It’s really starting to frighten me since its flying to high for me to kill it. Allow me to explain why this bugs me.
I really dislike bugs that are larger than two inches around.
The flying is just an added bonus to my fear.
Critical hit much?
So what the hell am I even doing up and awake at one in the morning anyway? Tick off the most apparent reason as to why I'm up so early because really that’s why. Such a lame reason- agreed? I guess really it gives me time to do things that really there is no reason to do. Like get re-addicted to CAKE, muscle through the thousands of files inside files and try to find interesting secrets on my computer that everyone forgot about, and fill a page of black paper with 3D boxes.
More things include that warm or hot water (i.e. water that has been boiled) sounds different than cold or cool water (i.e. water that hasn't been boiled), that in the ever popular ARCHIE comics every sentence ends in either a ! (exclamation mark) or a ? (question mark), and that moss only grows on the north facing side of my roof.
Other interesting things that I have noted is that my shampoo doesn't really smell as the label suggests it does, and that headphones are a hard object to keep not only in ones possession but in good condition.
I have a strong desire to go fishing, eat twelve different foods using chopsticks, play a game of chess, read five books before the weather decreases in pleasantry, and sleep three days in a row.
I can say that the only thing I can cross of from that list if the first one- fishing. Haven’t caught anything though, which isn't all that unusual.
Note that my paragraphs are getting smaller and smaller?
I think my fridge is an alcoholic.
Happy Canada all!
Or if your very confused its Canada's birthday! You know the day that a bunch of people get together with gaint flags and waves them around? A bunch of people build a gaint stage and play alot of music? Or when a small amount of people get togeather and have a BBQ and attempt not to burn themselfs startung said BBQ.
Which is not what I did today I swear.
I was cutting the lawn.
So happy Canada day to all of you! I hope that if you live in Canada you did something involving celebration! Because who doesn't enjoy an exscuse to drink and party? And to all those who don't celebrate Canada Day, because you don't live here or your strange-
You do now.
~November Eleventh, 2o11~
We are out of woods now mates and I think i'm going to be able to get around here more often. The family matters that caused a matter (wait, huh?) are for the most part wrapped up so I again have all that free time to waste romping around on the interWEB. So basicly things are all back to normal.
The weather has been AMAZING lately(minus today) so I've been out and about talking some photographs on my mates camrea. He's not useing it so i don't think he'll mind. I will be sure to upload those when and if I ever find his cord that plugs into the computer; things are never easy to find in this house.
In other news of my slightly boring and dull life has anymore ever played Resonance of fate? I am one hundred per cent STUMPED on the gaint freezer level. You know the one with the gaint yeti with breathe so strong it freezes you solid? I don't know what i'm doing wrong but the faact that i've been on the same darn level for a month is telling me i'm not doing someone right.
Also if anyone cares Claymore volume eighteen is up and ready to buy and its calling my name. Hello brokeness my old friend i've come to talk with you again....
"Peanut ____ ; three letters." "JAM!"
Imma be away for awhile! Well I might not be away but I'll be quite inactive AGAIN. Really you should all know that I never do anything anymore around here. Its like I've crawled into a deep hole somewhere...
Anyway some things have come up around here so most likely I'll be so tired when I get home that I won't even boot up the computer. So sorry about all the work I will miss! I'm also sorry about all the work I've missed ALREADY. Also I think I owe someone something but I'm not sure; so if I do PLEASE YELL AT ME.
Nothing else to say here.
My life in so dull.