Now my name Joe
You as your designated drunk driver, my job is to ease you into the world of insanity at a comfortable rate.
We have no TGIfridays.
There, I just got the most heartbreaking news out of the way first. There is no should thing as the shaky goodness of one of the greatest restaurants of all time. We killed the creater in drunken fist fight, shut up and deal with it.
Now that that mind fuck is out of the way, the rest of the stuff, magic is real, zombies are fast, f***ing annoying, and don't die a second time, Sarah Palin was ruthlessly slaughtered by a headless mouse, the greatest power source in this universe are carrots, and former president Al Gore defeated Tony Blair to be the first man to fuck the two major continents, that stuff won't seem as bad.
For reals we are just like you, thanks to you making us like you. Most would say we like you.
I don't but hey, why ruin it? Your like a stalker with cosmic control, pretty soon we'll all be doing yuri by your pleasure. Oh, wait, we already do.
Internet rule number 34: If you can think of it, there's porn of it.
Screwing that guy over, as well as his mother, I would like to draw your attention to the group of people assembled here in this world.
First: Me, I'm the main character, at least when your in my head. You will address me as sir and say please and thank you for that yuri. Your welcome.
Second: Kyubbi, that number two jackass ( Next to me of course) rules the place. Cause he has the most power here. Kind of like how things should be in real life, the boss can kick everyone ass. I still think he dresses in women's clothes at night, but that's my opinion.
Third: Dutch, wimp, done. I'm pretty sure he gave up.
There is no fourth, wanna be fourth? They all gave up...unless, since your reading this... that means your interested again.
Now that you know the cast heres the plot. Whatever Kyubbi decides to do, we ruin it. Not that hard to do. Everyone tends to give up when the flying monkey arrive.
Thats about it, watch you head for flying monkey turds, there'a commin.
Hello there, people.
My name is Joseph, call me Joe.
Welcome to teh biju club, a home to the dreams and aspirations of a bunch of outcasts. Congregated to one large site,they come to paste a dream of how they wished they themselves to be. Your invited to watch. If you are very interested in this you favorite dei's profile, but then, you proably already have.
Who am I?
I'm simplebeast's oc, Joe. I'm the biju of insanity, Well one of them, there as many of us as you losers create (thanks to the loser that created me, nice 0th birthday present that was).
Well if your still there, that means you are interested. I pity your poor stupod soul. Have fun.
Wow this is like very late.....I blame school =3=. Well here is Koko's profile and I was to lazy to make a much better one. Hope this one will do it's justice though.
Name: Kokoro Kisaragi
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as every one turned to find the sound was coming from i herd kyuubis phone ring he answerd it he had flams around him and he stormed off in the fireworks was coming from so i ran ahead to see whats going on
I waited on the shore until it got dark. I Looked up and saw Chyoko running toward me. I was glomped to the ground. "Dutch-kuuun~ you're okay! You didn't get captured by the supreme team ditto monkey people after all!" she said and snuggled my chest making me squirm.
"Uhh what?" i replied
"Oh nothing! You're okay, that's what matters, aouu!" she said. I looked into her eyes and she looked into mine till i went flushed.
"Dutch-kun, whats wrong?" she said hugging me.
"I uh... I got to tell you something... I-I was holding back for a while..." i stuttered.
"So spit it out! Not on me though cus that would be nasty... but JUST SAY IT!" she said with a smile.
"I-I.... I l.... I!" i said with a studder.
"Ya know", I interrupted. "You can just SHOW me. Like in a good game of charades? Let's do that!" she stated her great idea.
It was now or never. I pulled her close against me and lift her chin just slightly and kissed her gently. She was tense for a minute but she settled quickly. IT seemed to last for ever until a M-80 explodes above my head. "ILL KILL YOU JOE!", i shouted. he shouted back something i couldnt here. Thats when i opened my phone and called Kyuubi. "hey boss man, ya joe just popped a fire cracker over chyoko just inchs from her head........yes.........yep.....the pond......ok, bye". we then walked into the woods while Joe did a strip tease. It was good while it lasted.
someone continue please............................I BECHA DIDNT SEE DAT COMEN!!!!!!!!!! XD