I do not like bugs except butterflies. I really really REALLY don't like spiders. I know that their good for the environment that they reduce the pesky insect population but they're just so damn freaky!!!
Last night while I was taking a shower (please try not to think perverted thoughts you freaks) there was a spider crawling around and it looked like a tiny Black Widow. I didn't kill it today was it's lucky day. I let it live because were having ant problems. Spring is about here and the bugs are now coming out of hiding.
It wasn't the first time I faced a freakin' spider in the shower. One time there was a HUGE and freakish looking spider that came out of the wall! I try not to kill spiders if they're on my bed or on me then it's say your prays. While I was shampooing my hair I wanted the eight legged freak crawl over the ceiling. As I watch it I imagined of horrible possibilities of spiders falling on top of me and then I freak out and there's a theme song from Arachnophobia or Psycho, you know when Marion was murdered in the shower. Yeah I got a weird imagination. So I was trying to finish quickly the spider came down, hanging on a thread and stopped right in front of my face and I screamed bloody murder and ran out of the bathroom.
Later mom killed the spider and made fun of me for freaking out.
But I know I'm not the only one out there. I'm sure you guys understand.
