After only one night of having to deal with his partner's antics, Sasuke was fed up. At dawn, he took a bag and immediately began to stuff various alcoholic beverages into it.
Naruto was a terrible drunk.
If it hadn't been for the streaking, he wouldn't have taken any action, but the blonde had streaked, and succeeded in embarrassing the entire village and those crappy elders who always found something wrong with everything (Sasuke disliked them mostly because they'd orchestrated the Uchiha massacre after Danzo and had the gall to attempt to place him on the chopping block as well).
"Idiot..." He tsked, cleaning out every nook and cranny in order to find every last container with so much as a drop in it, which was harder than it sounded; Naruto was terrible at cleaning, and his house mirrored that.
When he was finished, he immediately headed to his desk in the Hokage's primary office and began to write, "Uzumaki Naruto is banned from any forms of alcoholic beverages from now until he proves responsible enough to hold it. As punishment for his recent actions, he will do proportionate community service."
There. Now the elders would be happy, and so would Sasuke.
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[Though Naruto Uzumaki is directly affected, there are plenty of things to do with this starter as long as you're creative enough.
-Sasuke]
