Read it?
>>Yes<<
No
(Player) read the note.
"Team Galactic! We will destroy this world and create a new, perfect world! One without war, fighting, or spirit!
"We have at our arsenal Charon, our scientific genius commander, discoverer, namer, and befriender of Rotom, the controller of electricity! We have Jupiter, musical commander and owner of the nauseating, poisonous Skuntank! We have Mars, fight-master commander and owner of the surprisingly zippy Purugly! We have Saturn, artistic commander and owner of the speedy, scary, shiny Toxicroak! And finally, we have Cyrus, our fearless, mesmerizing leader and the heart of Team Galactic! He is a master of the dark type, with a fighting style to match his determined passion!
"Together, we have captured and distributed the spirits of the lakes--Azelf to Saturn, Uxie to Jupiter, and Mesprit to Mars! We have extracted the Red Gems from the Lake Trio and created the Red Chain! Then, with the combined genius of Charon and Cyrus, we have duplicated the Red Chain and taken both chains to Mt. Coronet! Using the Red Chains, Cyrus has harnessed the power of both Dialga, master of time, and Palkia, master of space, and faced Giratina, master of the Distortion World! No one has been able to stop us! Not those three stupid kids, not that old professor dude, not that creepy police officer! Not anybody!
"We have harnessed great power, and we will create a brand new world...er, galaxy...no, er, universe! We are very indecisive! We will then be rulers of said universe, led by the fearless Master Cyrus, and we will make everyone like us and think we're cool and we'll make them do our laundry and stuff like that! We will also abuse exclamation marks!
"Yes! You will bow, kneel, AND weep before us! You're probably not even reading this, but we do not care! We will continue to speak like the King of All Cosmos and you will deal with it! And we are running out of things to say!
"Anyway, we guess we will tell the rest of our evil plan! We started out as a faux company for cosmic energy! But we began stealing Pokemon from people in Eterna, and then stole Pokedexs and stuff in Veilstone! We love stealing things!
"You know what we also love?! Purple Pokemon! Zubats, Stunkies, Croagunks! Kinda Glameow, y'know, lilac?! Murkrow and Bronzor are trend-breakers, but whatever! C-C-C-Combo breaker! We know, we're lame!
"God, we're running out of things to say again! Let's list the planets! Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars (the commander), Jupiter (the other commander), Saturn (the other other commander), Uranus, Neptune, and not Pluto! Aw, Charon and Cyrus got left out! That's sad! Oh well! Charon's the name of Pluto's "moon" and Cyrus means sun in some language we can't be bothered to remember anyway!
"Almost out of space! Must write something! It's not like anyone's gonna read this anyway! And we continue to abuse exclamation marks! Half of these sentences won't even be read! Anyways, we just wanted to say that Team Galactic is awesome! We're so cool, we're chilly! We're also great with bad puns! Hope you have fun serving us in our new galaxy! Oh wait, you'll be dead! We're Team Galactic! WE'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!"
(Player) put the note back on the table.
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A/N: This is what I found written on the bottom of my Team Galactic origami box. Apparently I was a little loopy when I wrote this ^^;
