100 Words of Villainous Love

I never write drabbles, so I decided to try my hand at it. Each of these little clips is exactly one hundred words--I didn't plan that at first, actually ^^; I also didn't plan for each to end in a kiss until about halfway through, either...Either way, here are five hundred words on five of my favorite Pokemon villain shippings.

Rated PG13-ish?

GUYS THERE'S MORE HET THAN YAOI WHAT IS THIS?!

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CommanderShipping

“You realize that Archie and Maxie are going to kill us both,” Shelly said softly, Tabitha’s baggy t-shirt looking even baggier as it hung around her lithe form. The Magma admin grinned and ran a hand through Shelly’s long pink hair, keeping the other arm wrapped lightly around her waist.

“And what of it?” he asked. Shelly raised an eyebrow. Their jobs were in jeopardy, he knew. Any trust his boss had for him would be gone in an instant. But the woman in his arms somehow mattered more. “Tonight was worth it,” he said, leaning in for another kiss.

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LaunchShipping

“Proton, for the last time, no more Slowpoke tails!”

“Dammit, Archer!” his admin retorted as Archer dropped the pink blob of fat into the trashcan. “I was gonna eat that later!”

“You eat far too many of these. Fattie.” Proton stuck out his tongue; Archer felt his face redden.

“But Archer…” Proton stuck out his lower lip in an attempt to look pathetic. Archer almost felt sorry for him, blushing even deeper. Then Proton’s look turned much more mischievous. “I guess I’ll have you instead!” he said, and Archer froze as Proton pulled him in for a deep, passionate kiss.

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ConjunctionShipping

“Sure is beautiful tonight.”

“You would say that,” Mars sighed. Saturn looked over to her.

“Something wrong?” he asked.

She leaned against the railing of the roof. “The flowers, the movie, the dinner, now the stars…” The redhead rolled her eyes. “You’re so incredibly cliché, Saturn. Why can’t you just kiss me already and be done with it?”

Saturn blinked, refusing to believe he heard her right. Mars sent him a slightly amused grin. Shaking off his shock, he leaned over to her and timidly kissed her nose; then, face a beautiful pink, Mars leaned in to kiss him back.

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HardenShipping

“Have you ever been in love before?”

“…Yes,” Maxie admitted quietly.

“With who?” asked Archie.

“Someone,” Maxie shot. Archie raised an eyebrow, and, sighing, Maxie added, “He’s a little like you.”

Archie blinked. “Weird. The person I love is a little like you, too. Actually, he’s a lot like you.” Maxie’s rival hesitated for a moment. “…Actually,” he continued, “he is you…”

Maxie stopped cold, feeling the blood rush to his face. He looked to Archie, who looked just as embarrassed. Maxie gulped. “Well, funny story about that…” he began softly.

Archie grinned, then pulled Maxie close and kissed him.

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MizuhikiShipping

The Distortion World got lonely at night. That’s why Cyrus asked her to stay; it was getting late, and she shouldn’t make the trip home in the dark. She could take care of herself, she said, but she stayed anyway, leaning against him as they watched the purple skies turn a dark indigo. Would he stay here forever, she asked. Maybe, he replied. But she’d miss him, she said. He asked her why. She didn’t know. Well, maybe he’d consider going back, he said. But only for her. She smiled, and, suddenly, without reason, he closed the distance between them.

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Well, there y'all go. I tried something new. Feedback is greatly appreciated!! Which one did you like the best? :3

--UM

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