Well hai thar ^^

Seems like you've stumbled across my blog! Well, I guess I'll give you a little information about myself:

Name (the one to be used for this blog's purposes): Mattie
You could also call me UM, um-chan, or whatever nickname you have for me.

Age: 17

Gender: 1/7 Female, 6/7 Male

Birthday: 9/3

Obsessions: Hetalia, Coldplay, video games (Nintendo mostly), drawing, writing, roleplaying, Let's Plays

Have fun wandering through my blog! BUT WAIT! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! (hands you a hockey stick) ^^


Look at all the times I've been on the front page! :D SO HAPPY

An Apology

The internet in my shorehouse has been really cruddy, so I haven't really been able to get on much. I'm hoping to have something written up for the new Pokemon Cupboard world I'm in soon! (I'd make a link, but I'm not trusting my internet to handle multiple tabs yet...) I've also got a surprise coming, semi-directed at my lovely shitfriend emogit, but that might take a while because of shore activities and whatnot.

In other news, I've learned how to ride a bike! And I've also been hanging out a lot with my little cousins, which is turning out to be infinitely more fun than hanging out with my older cousins. I'm also completely broke. I spent half my money on food and another two-sixths on presents for other people. So far for myself I've bought a shirt, a cat statue, a mirror, and a necklace...and a stuffed Koopa...Alright, so maybe my presents for other people equal my own purchases, but still, food takes all. It's weird, I'm not used to paying for my own food down the shore...

Well, I'm gonna go get working on that surprise now. Tata~!


Reminder to Self

I need to check my comments later because internet explorer at the hotel won't let me check them. Bah. XP

Carry on~!

Wow, I Hate This Guy Already

Dear Akainu/Sakazuki/Whoever the hell you are,

Would you mind DYING RIGHT NOW?

See, I need a Devil Fruit power involving fire. But I didn't want to take Ace's because I need my Devil Fruit user to have had his Devil Fruit power since childhood, and that would mess up the canon timeline very much. So I think, "Oh! Well, if Ace is fire, can my user be magma?" THEN LOOK WHO STEPS IN. YOU. MR. HIGH AND MIGHTY "I CAN TURN MY WHOLE BODY INTO MAGMA". NO. I NEED your fruit. Right now. I am quite pissed off at you, because my character for this fic NEEDS a Devil Fruit ability with some kind of fiery effect. And I also really, really wanted a Logia fruit. Really really really.

It's incredibly difficult for me to come up with another power. Perhaps the ability to transform his arm into a flamethrower? I don't know. But I know that you, sir, have completely thrown a wrench into my plans for this fic.

Damn you. I hope you fall in a tub of knee-deep water and drown.

Sincerely yours,
A ticked off OP fic writer


I had a pretty scary dream last night...I mean, it was one of those long ones with multiple different sections, and most of the sections weren't all that scary. Like, I went to Chinatown with my brother, and I watched Sanji save a puppy...a puppy named Usopp...but you know.

But the scary part was when I was sitting at a train station with I think my family, but somehow that changed by the end of it, and some guy suddenly had a giant bazooka gun thing--he called it a Chinese firearm--and he basically made it a hostage situation. And it was really, really scary. And he started shooting at people, and then I backed up a little bit, and then he started shooting at ME. Somehow I ended up not getting hit by any of the multiple fire-shots being shot at me, and then he came to attack me head-on. So what do I do? I fight back. And kick him in the crotch multiple times. Then he tries to shoot me again because he's really angry now, and I GRAB THE FRICKIN GUN and turn it around somehow, and then shoot him in the chest.

...Yeah, what? When did I become so badass?

But yeah, then afterwards emogit showed me the taboo Ace video that we were talking about last night, and since I was making all this up in my head somehow in the video they had Chinese firearms (I clearly remember Nami with one), and I had some kind of PTSD reaction (not Portgus-Driven-Super-Depression, Post-Tramatic-Stress-Disorder) and spazzed.

And yeah. That was mostly the end of the scary part. I mean, the one where Sanji saved the puppy had a war going on, but that wasn't as scary as having someone shoot at you. And to top it all off, my printer started printing. And my printer makes loud, scary noises when she prints. That's why her name is Nataylia. And I woke up screaming. And now my muscles really, really hurt.

Moral of the story? ....I stayed up too late last night...




Today's my fake birthday guys!!

Happy birthday to me! ^^

Yeah, it's Canada Day, aka Mattie's birthday! So it's my birthday!! :D

Well yeah...that's all... HAPPY CANADA DAY!