OMG

Beware of language.

OMG

OMG

OMFG

FUCKING HELL

THE MASTER

WHAT THE HELL

OMG

I can't tell if I like him or not

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL

BLARGH

Y'know, he reminds me of Iago....

OMG

I'M HAVING SUCH A SPAZ ATTACK

SO

MUCH

FUCKING

SPAZ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(glomps the Master and then smacks him across the face)

He's pretty damn attractive, too.

Didn't he create the Daleks? He did, right? I think? Right?

OMG IF HE CREATED THE DALEKS I LOVE HIM

OMG

OH

MY

GOD

(runs around the room flailing about until she hits a wall)

~Mattie

End