Progress: Roomba got stuck on a twisty tie that it would normally just have sucked up - The non-future equivalent of a chain gun attack.

Robot Uprising

I do what I can to ensure a sweet robot uprising in the future, mainly by head-butting my Roomba now and then. S'just a matter of time now.


Exciting news, kids! Non other than John Amos, James from Good Times, is in talks for a cameo appearance as the vampire's neighbor!

Thanks, but...

Thanks for some of the added ideas, guys, but I have to say, they're a bit stupid and not very respectful of the gravity of this piece.

CUDE Role Wanted

Word's spreading fast! Rene Zellwger won't stop calling to nab the role of the CHUD. Has some script ideas, but I can work with that.