Simple & Real -- A Test of your friendship! :)

I recieve lots of e-mails as forwards from my friends and sometimes, if i've been offline for a long time, i just rush through each.. (Most of them are wallpapers and repeat forwards) but this one caught my eye. It was very nice.. here it is:

SImple and real - A Test of your Friendship

A simple friend when visiting acts like a guest
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself

A simple friend has never seen you cry
A real friend's shoulder is soggy with your tears

A simple friend doesn't know your parent's first name
A real friend has their phone numbers in their address book

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean

A simple friend yawns when you call after they've gone to bed
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history
A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them
A real friend hopes to always be there for you

A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it
A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!

OR For you my online friends,

A simple online friend reads this and smiles
A real online friend reads this and replies

So, who are you?

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