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WHY AM I AMERICAN!?!?!
Also release date for 358/2 set, May 30th, where you can get this beauty.

News - HQ 358/2 Pics

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DROOLING! THERE'S DROOL!
Okay, so I use to think I was just a softie for Roxas D: faces, but Riku's are also starting to get to me...

Re:COM Released

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Go buy your copies now!
Re:Chain of Memories hits store shelves today!
Re:Chain of Memories is a reworking of the GBA game, Chain of Memories. You play as Sora as you battle your way through Castle Oblivion searching for your friend Riku and the King.
Missed the GBA game, got a PS2 and nothing to do with it, have a deep love for all things Kingdom Hearts? Then this game is for you!
Its also relatively cheap, only $30!

358/2 Rant


Somebody is out there mocking me right now. Some wig at Square Enix knows just the right buttons to push. Oh, they knew I would hate Xion, so they throw this at my face and make me go all '!(*&@^^#(&@)*@' so that I'm foreced to buy the game. They know I can't resist Sad!Roxas... -hugs plushie-
I hate you all...

Xion Rant #2

The more I hear/see Xion the more I hate her! Okay, my ships get shot down pretty hard, and as you heard last post they're rather odd. So when my KH ship is like, the 2nd or 3rd most popular I get all the fanart/fanfics/gay lines I can get my hands on. Now Xion is up in my ships whoring it up! If you don't know, RoxasxAxel is my main ship, I'm flying my colors! I'm not ashamed. Namine's cute I can handle her, but now Xion's getting her hussy on! Back off, I like/tolerate the original trio! I don't want a lopsided foursome/fivesome cause she's dragging Ri-Ri into the mix as well. Boo! I say boo! Seriously, she's sneaking into their BFF time, stop! Oh god please stop!

I can't take another Zutara! -sob-

So, here's what I'm hoping. They keep the friend on. Xion = pure friend. No mushy gay lines about hearts and crap. Also, I'm praying she's not part of Kairi. The girl is split three ways? So not good. Like, she need some chicken soup for her existence. Wouldn't that make you like, uber crazy? Yes? I dunno. Next thing we know Sora will have another part flouncing around too!

I suppose though, if I had as much power Nomura does I'd enjoy screwing around with the fangirl's heads just as much.

LEAVE MY SHIPS ALONE, SQUARE-ENIX! LEAVE THEM ALONE! ITS JUST A SHIP! I LOVE THEM, AND THEY'RE IMPORTANT TO ME! I LOVE THEM! I'M GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME! THOSE FANFICS DIDN'T PUT THEMSELVES UP! PEOPLE HAD TO WORK HARD AND THINK (well not all of them)! HAVE YOU DONE THAT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO THAT! YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE AWAY MY SHIPS! YOU HAVEN'T SPENT A MILE WALKING IN MY SHOOES! SCREW YOU SQUARE-ENIX! THEY'RE HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH! IF YOU WANNA SNEAK XION IN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME! AND I'M TOUGH TO GO THROUGH, BECAUSE I'M SOLID! LEAVE THEM ALONE! DID I MENTION ZUTARA?! LEAVE THEM ALOOOOOOOOOONE! -adjusts eyeliner- DAAAAAAAAAAAH! -cries-

(Sorry for my painful Chris Crocker impersonation...)