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First grader's reply

My friend Jess sent me this I just had to share it!

I think this is totally hilarious! My eyes were stinging!

1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses----until they stop running.

2. Strike while the----bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before----Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of---- termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but----How?

6. Don't bite the hand that----looks dirty.

7. No news is----impossible

8. A miss is as good as a----Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new----Math

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll----stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust----Me.

12. The pen is mightier than the ----pigs.

13. An idle mind is ----the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's----pollution.

15. Happy the bride who---- gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is ----not much.
17. Two's company, three's----the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what---- you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and----You have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as ----Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not---- spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed---- get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you----See in the picture on the
box

24. When the blind lead the blind ---- get out of the way.

25. A bird in the hand ---- is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26. Better late than ---- pregnant

Quiz

Are you a gamer, RPGer, or just an anime fan?
1: select one answer per question.
2: answer each question as you can
3: Add up your score for each part and place scores accordingly
4: you can tag as many people as you want but only is you want to

Gamer

DO YOU…
[]Play video games everyday
[]Play video games at least three times a week
[X]Play video games every so often
[]Don’t play video games at all (How crule)

DO YOU…
[X]Have a PS2/3
[]Have a Xobx 360
[X]Have a Wii
[]Have a Gamecube
[]Have a PSP
[X]Have a DS
[]Have a Nintendo
[]Don’t have any video game systems (WHAT!!)

DO YOU…
[X]Have a cupboard full of games
[X]Have a section of your house where you specifically play the video games
[X]Have some video games
[X]Have at least 5 video games
[X]Borrow games from friends
[]Trade games with friends
[]Don’t won any video games (WTF)

DO YOU….
[]Stay up all night trying to beat a level
[]Get up early in the morning to play video games
[X] randomly play video games
[X] get an urge to play video games
[] beat the computer in 7 seconds or less
[] beat a person in 10 seconds or less
[] your friends not give you a chance to charge up something while playing against them
[] let your friends use their best characters and still beat them quickly
[] just don’t play video games (sucky :p)

Total: 11

RPGer

YOU…
[]Have more than 2 RPGS that you play on
[]Have more than 5 RPGS that you play on
[]Have more than 7 RPGS that you play on
[]Have so many that you lost count
[X]Don’t play RPGS

YOU…
[]Constantly post
[]Are always keeping up with the story line
[]Have trouble keeping up
[]Occasionally get lost
[]Doesn’t know where character is
[]Have more than one character on one PRG
[]Communicate well with the other RPGers
[]Just don’t post

YOU…
[]Try to get as many points as you can
[]Have nothing better to do
[X]Enjoy making OC’s
[X]You know what an OC is

YOU…
[]Know all the worlds that you RPG on
[]Know the Names of all your OCS on the RPGS
[]Know the names of the worlds that you RPG on
[]Know which order that you signed up for the RPGS
[]Know how old all your OCS are
[]Know what all your OCS look like
[]Get confused when you try to do to many posts at once and get confused
Total: 3

Anime Fan

YOU…
[]Have a room full of anime posters
[]Have the majority of the room full of anime posters
[]Have/Had plushies of your favorite anime characters
[X]Know all the names of all your favorite characters from one show
[X]You can name all your favorite characters and the shows they’re from
[]Know their voice actors/actresses
[X]Know the story line by heart
[]Can match up a line of your favorite character with the mouth flaps and the TV on mute
[X]Know your favorite characters theme music

YOU…
[]Want to be a voice actor your self
[X]Want to be a mangaka
[X]Know what a mangaka is
[X]Want the world to have background music

YOU…
[X]Wish you could do the things that anime character can do
[X]Burst out in random laughter
[X]Memorize lines from episodes and occasionally repeat them to your friends
[]Been watching anime since you were little
[X]Got your friends hooked on anime
[X]Will sit in your room for hours watching anime
[X]Have a dresser dour full of anime box sets and movies
[]Have at least 4 different types of manga that you bought
[X]Go strait to the anime section in a book store
[X]Go strait to the anime section in a store in general
Total: 15

Gamer total: 11
RPGer total: 3
Anime Fan total: 15
You are a… Anime Fan
Going to Tag…

EDIT: I forgot I do have a XBOX 360,but it's broken.....

*head/steeringwheel*

It seems that every time I go to post something my head goes blank!
*head/desk*
My Mornings:
Usually.
I have my alarm set for 5am so that I can hit the snooze button 'till about 6 so that I can leave for work around 6:30.

Yesterday started rather funny.
My alarm went off at 5, I hit smooze and rolled over. That happened a couple of times, next itme it rang I looked at the clock, "20 after!?" I got out of bed,went to the bathroom, got dressed, ate breakfast, looked at the clock again. "35 after, damn, I hope I can get to work on time! Zoomed to town. As I was going through the intersection I thought: "Huh, I guess the constrution must be going along nicely, there aren't any guys setting up road cones!"

There was some traffic, but not as much as when I'm this close to being late. I pulled into the parking lot and stopped...."Did I miss something?"

There weren't any cars! I looked at my car clock it was 58 after. I was just in time for... 6am!!!

*head/steeringwheel*

Fox!

Yesterday I was in the kitchen chopping up a cabbage, I looked out the window to see a fox chasing one of my chickens! I quickly located my flip-flops and stormed out the door to chase it away. It left without killing any chickens, and I hope it doesn't come back anytime soon.

Don't get me wrong. I like Foxes, but I don't want them hurting my(actually my Mom's) chickens.

Pure Joy

Yesterday was an awesome day!

After work I did a few things and went home, watered the plants, fed the chickens and ducks. Called Grandma (she was busy and didn't answer) I then went to Grandma's house to drop off some lily bulbs, strawberry plants and Mike's Hard Lemonade (yes I'm over 21). I was hoping Grandpa was home so he could see if he could figure out what is wrong with my car, but he had to work late. Then I drove to my Mom's ranch.

All day it had been super smoky from all of the wild fires, but now I was fighting a headwind, that was blowing in some rain clouds.

After a nice evening of talking, eating and watching TV. I started home in the rain.

I love the rain and after it had been hot and smoky all week I was so happy to take a walk in the rain. I took off my flip-flops and walked bare foot on the wet pavement through the shallow puddles. The road was ever to slightly warm too. The air smelled lovely, like a sweet green tea. it was about 10:30pm but the sun was just barely setting. I was thankful to have borrowed my sister's big umbrella, I was able to hear the rain really loudly coming down. I think I only saw about five cars go through the nearby intersection and only two passed me.

I think later I'll add a picture.