The Art Of Attracting Fangirls

Joey, Jesse & Crow are having a walk downtown talking about themselves,being the right-hand man to each of their best friends..

Jesse : Being a loyal best friend to the Duel King must feel awesome!
Joey : Heh heh. You can say that again Jesse.
Crow : Yusei will always be my "King" in Satelite.
Jesse : Everyone has their own idol to look up to. I always try to be as strong as Judai.
Joey : Yeah...
Crow : Same goes for me.

- chants of Duke's name are heard nearby -

*note - imagine "sexy back" song played everytime Duke speaks

Joey : Oh no... I have a sudden bad feeling in my stomach..
Jesse : Huh? What's wrong?
Joey : He's nearby..
Crow : Who's nearby?
Joey : The Beautiful,Sexy and Smexy Dice Boy, Duke Devlin.. I need to wash my mouth... yucks..
Crow : You mean this guy?
Duke : Yo people. What's sup? I hope you don't mind my fangirls behind me.

Fangirls : DUKE YOU SO SMEXY!!!! *SCREAMS*

Crow, Joey, Jesse : *sweats* .....

Joey : *irritated* So Dice Boy.. what are you doing here?
Duke : Just want to say "hi" to you guys. [EEEEKKK HE'S VOICE SO SEXY!!! *SCREAMS*](fangirls screaming behind duke)
Joey : Well you have say "hi" to us so... bye bye now.
Duke : Well now, that's not nice. [HE SPEAKS AGAIN!! HIS VOICE IS DIVINE! OMG I'M GONNA FAINT! *SCREAMS*]
Jesse : Those fangirls screams everytime he say a word. Imagine 24 hrs he speak and follow by their screams. They must be robots to be able to scream that long...
Crow : *eyes sparkled* Wow... how I wish I have fangirls following and worshipping me around...
Duke : No one can be as sexy and beautiful as Duke Devlin. [EEKKK!! I WANNA MARRY HIM ONE DAY!! *SCREAMS*]
Joey : *sweats* oh boy...hey..isn't that Bakura? ...and a huge bunch of err..fangirls behind him?
Duke : *shocked* WHAT?! NO ONE ELSE SUPPOSED TO BE SEXIER THAN DUKE DEVLIN! [EVEN HE'S ANGRY, HIS VOICE STILL DIVINE!! *SCREAMS*]

- Bakura saw the gang and came over -

Bakura : Hi everyone. Nice to meet you here.
Joey : Hiya Bakura.
Jesse : Yo!
Crow : Wow.. you got a lot more fangirls than Duke. Teach me how you attract them great Master! *bows*
Duke : *angry* Yeah! I know you don't do much except stalking people. SO what did you do that attract them all? [EEEKKKKK!! HE SPOKE YET AGAIN!! *SCREAMS*]
Jesse : ...they definitely are robots...
Bakura : Umm..to be honest, they just happen to follow me when they saw me.
Duke : ....that's it? Not even a word?
Bakura : Well...maybe a "hi". Mostly I just smiled and they instantly faint on me or screams. Watch.
Bakura : *smiles* [ *SCREAMS* ]
Joey : AAAAAHHHH MY EARS!!!! *faints*
Crow : How cool!!
Jesse : You must have hypnotize them either with your cuteness or your British accent.
Duke : Well I'm sexy looking.. why won't many attracted to me then? [*SCREAMS*]
Bakura : ...maybe because of your theme music. Kind of annoying.
Duke : The songs suits me. I'm sexy...[SEXY DUKE! SEXY DUKE! *SCREAMS*]
Bakura : *looks at the time* Oh dear, I'm running late. I better get going before my Britishness completely fades but here take this. Try using this song for a change. Well goodbye! *runs off*

Joey :*wake ups*..awww my eardrums..hey where's Blimey?
Duke : Bakura? Well he just left. [*SCREAMS*]
Crow :...yeah..along with those beautiful fangirls...
Jesse : They ARE robots.
Crow : By the way.. what's the song he ask you to try?
Duke : Don't know. Let's try..

[..SEPHIROTH..]

Fangirls : OMG!!!!! *faints*

.....

Duke : ...can't believe I say this...he's really the Master of attracting fangirls...

End