[X] You've seen at least one anime.
[X] You've read at least one manga.
[X] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[X] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[X] You're in anime club.
[X] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public.
[ ] You've been to at least one anime convention. (No but I want to T^T)
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[ ] You like Japanese food.
[X] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[X] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento. (A what?)
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[X] You're learning/know Japanese.
[X] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[X] You're in love with a fictional anime character.
[ ] You claim you're married to a fictional anime character.
[X] Anime is so much better than western cartoons.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[X] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[X] You call characters by their original Japanese names
[X] You call characters by their romaji spelling.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[X] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[X] You think that just because they make the best media.
[X] You listen to J-music.
[X] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt".
[X] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[X] WITHOUT looking it up.
[X] You like Hetalia.
[X] You think Japan is the best character.
[X] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name.
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.
[X] You watch abridged series.
[X] You get most of the jokes.
[X] You use tildes while typing~
[ ] You use Japanese emoticons
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[X] You're not.
[X] You're not even Asian.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[X] You prefer the term otaku.
[X] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[X] You watch(ed) Naruto.
[X] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[X] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[X] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[X] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[X] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!
[X] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[X] Touhou rocks your life.
[X] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[X] Vic Miginola is God.
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[X] The only thing you draw is anime.
[X] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[X] All your friends also like anime.
[X] You want to become a mangaka.
[X] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[X] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn".
[X] You write fanfics for English class.
[X] Yaoi fanfics.
[X] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[X] Everyone says you have no life.
[X] And it's true.
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum times.