My very first challenge!

When someone says something so random, so stupid, and so blown out of proportion... You can't help but laugh, right?
That's the idea behind this challenge. Your mission is to create a simple ecard with a random quote that makes you laugh as you type!
Example

Now for the best bit: The rules! *dodges flying objects*
-Follow The O's rules
-Not racist or insulting
-I will allow yaoi/yuri, but nothing too extreme. Hentai is a no.
-Unlimited submissions
-Have fun! If you don't, you're disqualified!

You don't need to dedicate it to me. Why not dedicate it to a friend? All it takes is a laugh to brighten someone's day!

Now for the REAL best bit: The prizes!
1st place: 3 requests of any category!
2nd place: 1 card + 1 wallpaper!
3rd place: 2 cards!
All contestants will receive a gift!

I'm giving you all two months for this! Any questions will be answered.