I know that this is a bad time, considering school and all. But I will give you all an outstretched amount of time.

And as the title implies, I am your (Unfortunate) muse. Meaning that I want you to create something that reflects your personal opinion of me. As a friend, person, general Member of this fine site, whatever.

Rules:
.Positive or Negative, if you see something negative in me or something you don't like about me, say it, I won't get offnded.
.Must have at least 2 words on it, nouns, adjectives, whatever.
.If you don't know me that well already, read my posts, PM me, probe me. I am not good at describing myself, so checking my posts or askin' around woulds be the best bet.
.HAVE FUN, I mean it.
.NO BLUE
(Optional Rules for BONUS POINTS!):
.Use a lyric from a song to describe me in your own, custom, poetic way
.If you do so, PLEASE, (And I hate to sound like this, but) NO Rap or Hip-Hop.
.Try not to compare me to one character
.If you wanna compare me to someone, use my KH OC, AlaXastar.
*Here*

Good Luck
You're gonna need it.