Oh man, I can just see this...
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Kadaj: BROTHER!!!!!!!
Cloud: Holy crap!
(BOOOOooooOOOMMAH!!! (something explodes)
Kadaj: Now... GIVE UP THE COOKIE! I'll get Mother!
Cloud: NUUUU!!! D: Neverrrr!
Kadaj: Mommy!!!! Yazoo!! Laz!!! Waaaahhhh!!!!
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Ya. Third thing in a day. I'm insane. I swear.