Lol! This guy seriously looks like he'll kill over and die! Ahaha, I can imagine it:

Old Guy: I love you so much, my dear. And you told me if I loved you enough, I'd wait for you. Well, it's been 70 years. How much longer do I have to wait?

Lady: . . .

Old Guy: Dear? Are you ok?

Lady: *is cold*

OG: Love? *checks pulse* Ohmigosh! NOOOOO!! Wake, my dear! Wake!!

Lady: *stutters and chugs in gulps of raspy air* I----I'm ok!

OG: Oh, THANK THE LORD!! Er, what were we talking about? (◄Is senile)

Lady: Uhhhh, what's for dinner?

OG: Ah, yes! That's what we were talking about! We weren't talking about me dying at all! So . . .what IS for dinner?
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Lame skit. I know. Anyway, enjoy the card! ^^

*Saku Chan