I was thinking about that today while listening to "Owls" by Weebl's Stuff. ^_^ The Grinch at least HAD a heart to grow. Simon Cowell doesn't have one to begin with!
Grinch heart- size .000000001
Simon Cowell heart- size 0
Chuck Norris heart- size -100000000
(who doesn't love making a random Chuck Norris joke! XD)
~Zoey-chan