You're an Egotistical Black Hole... 
Lol, I actually found the first part, "Black holes are created when God divides by zero" at a site. It's from Steven Wright.
However, I decided to add onto it, so the rest is mine. ^_^ And, who better to say such a thing than Edward Elric? XD
Enjoy! Thanks for looking! Hope this brightens your day a little bit~! (use this on your friends/enemies and see what happens, LOL)
~Yosei~
