have u ever seen a cop break the speed limit? they're not going after criminals...they're getting to the DONUT SHOP! =P
i was watching Bait Car on TruTV, and it inspired this card. I seen a car sitting there, waiting for the criminal to break into the "bait car" and i made a joke to my mom that their job is so easy. they just sit there and wait for a bit before already knowing what the car and criminal look like, i made a joke like "their job is so easy, they might as well munch on donuts while waiting to actually do something!" and so this card was born. i was gonna do a cop sitting in a car and do that joke, but i couldnt find one, so i ended up making another donut joke...
hope this is lame and funny enough for the contest! ^_^