Makes you wanna change the colors at your wedding, eh? How about everyone wears white so the bride doesn't strangle you? That'll work. xD
I wish I could take full credit for this card, but I can't. The words are similar to this joke from this link: [TADA!]
But I changed the wording and I came up with the idea of white petals! Eh? *crowd is silent* No? *Sighs* Dang. xD
Lol! But I love the card all the same.
Enjoy Otakus! ^-^
*Saku Chan
---Petals from Google; similar quote from link above