Last night I watched the dvd Dante's Inferno: An Epic...and indeed it was epic in many ways.
There were parts I lol'd at that weren't meant to be lol'd at, but that's just me. And there were parts that made my eye twitch.

Anywhoz...towards the beginining as Dante and Virgil head into hell, Kharon(spelled Charon in the movie) says this line and I just HAD to write it down.

"Through me the way to the city of woe.
Through me the way to everlasting pain.
Now shall I ferry you into the fire, the cold and the everlasting darkness.
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here."

I HAD to make a card with the lines, and I made another(inverted) version of this but I wasn't sure which one to post. //_.;