With all the hubbub about airline security (pathetic humans), a lot of attention is being drawn to TSA workers, who have to "pat you down all over" to make sure you don't have anything that'll kill people, or somethin'. (TSA = Transportation Security Administration)

Anyway, I thought Nnoitra would make a great TSA agent. He just loooooves feelin' people up. *smirks* Here's to national security! *laughs*