Bunny Cadet 
I came up with this for a story. I wrote:
WHEN STARS FALL DOWN is a book by a middle school girl who apologizes for using and or putting shame to anyone whose names appear in this book. She has no experience coming up with names and wishes for forgiveness. My apologies, please enjoy this book and try not to send your bunny army after us again for crappy books. We still have people trying to get carrots out of our ears. Bunnies are deadly.
By the title you can see how crappy it is.
