I saved you all the horror of dealing with my manish scrawl handwriting by adding text in MSPaint. You are welcome. Anyways, I was sitting with my fellow otaku Lindsey and we were talking anime. Somehow, we got into some sort of conversation that let her ask if Zabuza and Orochimaru go to the same bar and talk about their little boy toys. Then she came up with the idea of a "b*tch swap" and I immediately got to work. This is the result, with the bonus scared-silly-Naruto added by my own artistic license.