Pirate Captain Arrmony says: stamp out breast cancer! Her hobbies include yearly mammograms and frequent swordfights with the wicked Captain Boobremova. Captain Arrmony likes chests full of health, chests full of gold, long walks on the beach, and her sidekick Chemoparroty (not appearing in this picture). (Breast cancer is a very serious subject, but a smile or a moment's laughter can make a world of difference to someone suffering. Thus, when I noticed a serious shortage of pirates in the breast cancer awareness submissions, I thought I should do something about it-- and hopefully bring an extra smile to someone who might need it.)