NOTE: IF THIS OFFENDS ANYONE TO MUCH (whiners) THEN I WILL TAKE IT DOWN. THIS IS NOT A THREAT TO THE USA OR THE WHITE HOUSE, THIS IS JUST NIKOORU BEING TIRED, BORED AND OBSESSED WITH A SONG! Well, now that we got that out of the way. I was inspired to do this sketch listening to a song called " The War of 1812" by the Arrogant Worms, a parody Canadian band. They're great. I think it will make more sense if I post the lyrics of the song. ---------- " The war of 1812" Oh, come back, proud Canadians To before you had TV, No hockey night in Canada, There was no CBC (Oh, my God!). In 1812, Madison was mad, He was the president, you know He thought he�d tell the British where they ought to go He thought he�d invade Canada, He thought that he was tough Instead we went to Washington.... And burned down all his stuff! And the White House burned, burned, burned, And we�re the one�s that did it! It burned, burned, burned, While the president ran and cried. It burned, burned, burned, And things were very historical. And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies Waa waa waah! In the War of 1812! Them hillbillies from Kentucky, Dressed in green and red, Left home to fight in Canada, But they returned home dead It�s the only war the Yankees lost, except for Vietnam And also the Alamo... and the Bay of... ham. The loser was America, The winner was ourselves, So join right in and gloat about the War of 1812 And the White House burned, burned, burned, And we�re the one�s that did it! It burned, burned, burned, While the president ran and cried. It burned, burned, burned, And things were very historical. And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies Waa waa waah! In the War of 1812! In 1812, we were just sittin� around, Mindin� our own business, puttin� crops into the ground. We heard the soldiers coming and we didn�t like that sound. So we took a boat to Washington and burned it to the ground. Oh... we... fired our guns, but the Yankees kept-a coming, There wasn�t quite as many as there was a while ago. We fired once more and the Yankees started running, Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, oh, oh.... They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest, They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn�t go. They ran so fast, they forgot to take their culture, Back to America, and Gulf and Texaco So, if you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice, Bring a pack of matches, and we�ll burn the White House twice! And the White House burned, burned, burned, But the Americans won�t admit it It burned, burned, burned, It burned and burned and burned It burned, burned, burned, Now, I bet that made them mad And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies Waa waa waah! In the War of 1812 Yupp. Funny, huh? *hides from pissed off yankees* This wasn't meant to offend anyone, just poking fun at the fact we kicked your ass in 1812. *laughs* I'm a bitch, I know. Also, don't ask about how crappy this is. I just wanted something to post so I whipped this up. Yay Canada!