Yes, I am a loser. Leave me alone, for at least I have a job. - - - - - - - - What's that? It's a slice of thuringer! No, it's a block of cheese! No! It's Deli Girl and her trusty companion, Super Fly! They're here to save the day from villains such as The Enraged Customer and Dan the Deliveryman! Mild-mannered deli counter worker by day, but by night, and days off, Eloise Monterose is none other than the famed Deli Girl, keeping the store safe from the perils of the cruel outside world. Does anyone know of her secret identity? Only her friend in stock, Kristoff Storgen, knows of her alter ego and in return for keeping the secret, demands free sandwiches when they share shifts at the store. She tells him everything about being Deli Girl... the fame, the glory, the battles between good and evil... all the way down to being rescued by The Nordic Nightshiftman, who has an accent amazingly like Kristoff's. Nordic Nightshiftman's taller though. It's a conidence. No, really. Just humor me, alright? This is how I cope with my part-time job. DeviantART URL: http://nehszriah.deviantart.com/art/Deli-Girl-59523342