I wanted to get into the true zen of cupcakeism before I even lifted a pencil. So I turned to the oracle of all food knowledge - Alton Brown and his Good Eats episode on, what else, cupcakes.

As the Bossman Cupcake is old and wise, he wouldn't take on the shape of today's common cupcake. BC was crafted in the hearth of olden days, rising up in a mug rather than a baking pan. Therefore, his form is taller and more elongated than his cohorts.

He is a simple cupcake, but knows the dangers of the world. He wears basic armor and a hybrid wrapper/plate mail underneath. His cape shows his status, along with his crown, which centers itself around the cherry with elegant curves. (There's also an Easter egg there for any really retro fans of theO.)

As Bossman Cupcake is just that - a cupcake - his blade is a frosting knife. Although blunt, he has the skill to take down any opponent with it. It is a simple weapon, though trustworthy, having stood the test of time and confections.

Here today, I present to you...Bossman Cupcake.

Edit: Errr...it's only 10:45pm here on CST, making it 11:45PM EST. So this WAS submitted July 31st, despite it saying August 1st. Screenshot.